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Forever Alone: 8 of the Saddest Products Made For Just One Person

Learn to love yourself…because you’re gonna be single for a long, long time.

1. A dining table for one to host all those dinner parties you have by yourself.

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2. A cookbook aimed to help you microwave all your sad, gross meals.

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3. A boyfriend pillow that doesn’t know how to love but can keep you warm.

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4. An extendable razor so you can shave your own disgusting back.

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8 Gross Infomercial Products Someone Actually Spent Time Inventing

The Better Marriage BlanketI really hope that if you need a blanket that’s made out of the same fabric the military uses to protect themselves against chemical weapons, that you’ve consulted a doctor about your potentially deadly farts. Also, definitely gross. If waking up in the middle of the night because the bed smells like farts has become problematic, it may be time to reconsider your life. Or at least your diet.

Having a good idea is hard.  But a bad idea, well obviously that’s very easy. Check out the other inventions here

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In Case You Missed it: Meet Helicopter Cat

The only annoying part is when I have to get it out of the tree.

Treadmill Bike Is Embarrassing For Everyone

The guy riding the thing isn’t the only one trying really hard.   

Kid Ties Mower Behind Riding Mower
Probably not the most efficient mowing system.  

Kid Ties Mower Behind Riding Mower

Probably not the most efficient mowing system.  

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Coffee Faucet

Finally, no more having to go to the coffee maker to get a fresh cup of joe.

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Dog Elevator
It’s really only a worthwhile investment if you’ve taught your dog how to tip.

Dog Elevator

It’s really only a worthwhile investment if you’ve taught your dog how to tip.

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Guy Invents Terrible New Way to go Down Stairs

Descending one stair at a time using your feet is for squares.

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Intro to Dog TV

Now dogs have no excuse for not watching The Wire.

The Greatest Toy in the Universe

I’ve never been so glad to be an adult, who can blow all his money on toys, even if his mom says “No.”

Tiny Helicopter Swarm


Because nothing makes me feel like the machines aren’t going to destroy us like a swarm of tiny flying robots.

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Awful, Awful Sauna Pants


Finally, someone invented a way to make your butt crack and genitals sweatier.

Self Wedgie Machine Fail

To be fair, building a self wedgie machine is a fail in of itself.