Interview the Internet: On Harry Potter Fan Fiction [Full Post]
In “Interview the Internet,” Jamie Schuh investigates the sub-cultures and unique characters that populate the strangest corners of the Internet.
What do teen girls do alone in their bedrooms? Look up chloroform recipes? Kiss their Justin Bieber posters are whisper “tomorrow you will be mine?” Yes, probably, but also teen girls are writing fan fiction about boys kissing each other. Not all of them, sure, but a lot of them. A friend of mine, who we will simply call “L,” because she has a grown-up job and life now, was writing sexy Harry Potter stories a few years ago, mostly about the series’ male characters rubbing their wands together (a few selections are still online here). On a quest to find out what was so titillating about wizards humping each other, I sat down with L to ask her about her secret life as a fan fiction writer. Here we go!
CH: So, I know you got your fan fiction start with the world of ‘N Sync, everybody’s favorite tousled-hair-and-matching-velour-tracksuit boy band. I once had a sexy dream about Joey Fatone, so I sort of understand the hormones aspect. Who wouldn’t want to write about getting into a hot tub with Justin Timberlake? But what got you into slash (the term for stories about dudes boning down on each other)?
L: Yeah, I was introduced to fan fiction through the ‘N Sync message boards and fan sites. The stories were chiefly about a Mary Sue character magically getting to know Justin and falling in love. I don’t remember a lot of the fan fics from that period, but I remember FictionLyn. She was the E.L. James of ‘N Sync fandom, and I was banned from her message board for arguing with other fans over her merits. My fourteen-year-old self was not here for boring, unoriginal stories. So, enter, slash fan fic. I don’t know how it happened, but one day it seems I just decided I would rather read about JC fucking Justin than about Justin fucking some dumpy girl he picked out of a crowd at a concert. [Keep Reading]
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Alex Watt: How did you get roped into doing this?
Tyler Busby: As a kid, I did a lot of shows for boys and girls called “Gingerbread Pageants.” My mom put me in at a young age and my talent was singing. Of course, at such a young age I didn’t realize how bad I sang. Well, one day at our church, there was this older gentleman I cant recall his name, he had been a part of the church for a while and owned a Christian Dallas cable TV show and asked me and the other boy who was on it with me to perform. I don’t remember much about it except that I really didn’t want to do it but at such a young age your parents can force you to do a lot of embarrassing stuff.
AW: What was your reaction when you saw it the first time?
TB: I never saw the final edited version of it on TV.
AW: What was your reaction when you saw it went viral?
TB: I remember first seeing it my senior year in high school. I was in varsity choir and varsity theatre, so when one person found it on YouTube, it spread like wild fire, and all year long that video haunted me.
AW: On a scale of hippie smoking a doobie rolled with The Constitution to bald eagle taking a bullet for The President, how proud are you to be an American?
TB: (Laughs)* I get that question a lot. Uh, well, I’m a broke 21 year old stuck with student loans, a job that barely pays my bills, no health care, and probably no social security for when I retire—so you could compare that to any normal person my age, but when it comes down to it, if I had to die for any country, I would die for this one. For example, look at the NFL. There are fans out their that support a team that probably hasn’t won a Super Bowl in a long ass time but they still support them. Why? Because that’s the team they love, even if they suck. It’s just all about believing in something. This country’s completely idiotic, but it’s my idiotic country.
AW: Do your friends know the video went viral? If so, do they bug you about it?
TB: When my friends at work found out about it, they played it at the end of every shift.
AW: Do you still have the vest? If so, can you put it on and take a picture for us?
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