Animated Q&A with Jake Hurwitz
Because who hasn’t considered which animal would be the most DTF?
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![The 10 Funniest People Ever Interviewed on the Local News [Click to watch them all]
Can you match the quote to the interview?
A) “Kapooyow!”
B) “Smash! Smash! Suh-mash!”
C) “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!”
D) “Reality hits you hard, bro.”
E) “Hamburger, fries, and drink. I don’t even know where it’s at.”
F) “Ya’ll need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband.”
G) “Why don’t you walk the gunner?”
H) “[The aliens] could be made of water, I don’t even know”
I) “Who else seen the Leprechaun? Say Yeah!”
J) “I knew something was wrong when a pretty little white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway!”
1) Sweet Brown & the Apartment Fire
2) Kai, the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker
3) Antoine Dodson: Bed Intruder
4) George Lindell, Crash Victim
5) Eric Hubbard, Tornado Survivor & Hamburger Eater
6) Leprechauns in Alabama [You better not get this one wrong]
7) Michelle Clark, Hail Storm Survivor
8) Strut That Ass
9) Charles Ramsey, the Cleveland Missing Teens Hero
10)”[The aliens] could be made of water, I don’t even know”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/b437b34f6f2fef79678bf0ee9a81fc35/tumblr_mmgjoqUzHv1qasthro1_500.png)
The 10 Funniest People Ever Interviewed on the Local News [Click to watch them all]
Can you match the quote to the interview?
- A) “Kapooyow!”
- B) “Smash! Smash! Suh-mash!”
- C) “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!”
- D) “Reality hits you hard, bro.”
- E) “Hamburger, fries, and drink. I don’t even know where it’s at.”
- F) “Ya’ll need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband.”
- G) “Why don’t you walk the gunner?”
- H) “[The aliens] could be made of water, I don’t even know”
- I) “Who else seen the Leprechaun? Say Yeah!”
- J) “I knew something was wrong when a pretty little white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway!”
- 1) Sweet Brown & the Apartment Fire
- 2) Kai, the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker
- 3) Antoine Dodson: Bed Intruder
- 4) George Lindell, Crash Victim
- 5) Eric Hubbard, Tornado Survivor & Hamburger Eater
- 6) Leprechauns in Alabama [You better not get this one wrong]
- 7) Michelle Clark, Hail Storm Survivor
- 8) Strut That Ass
- 9) Charles Ramsey, the Cleveland Missing Teens Hero
- 10)”[The aliens] could be made of water, I don’t even know”
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A Pug Patiently Awaits What Comes Next - See what happens when it’s pug vs. pug-in-a-box
How Animals Eat Their Food - Taught to you by the masters: humans. Top of the god damn food chain.
Crazy Guy Interview in Toronto- If you can follow his train of thought then you should seek help now!
THE DadBoner Reveals His Identity - The story behind the boner that is @dadboner
Courtney Stodden’s Life Story in 10 Seconds
She is a real life E! True Hollywood Story.
(Source: youtube.com)
Lobster Gets Interviewed by Channel 7
“How does it feel to finally be out of the tank?”
(Source: absolutelymadness)
Voice Changes Drastically During Interview
She’s almost as robotic as the anchorlady.
(Source: youtube.com)
Interview: Cool Guy Smoking On A Bench
He’s the most interesting man in the…park. With a nicotine addiction.
(Source: youtube.com)
![Interview the Internet: On Harry Potter Fan Fiction [Full Post]
In “Interview the Internet,” Jamie Schuh investigates the sub-cultures and unique characters that populate the strangest corners of the Internet.
What do teen girls do alone in their bedrooms? Look up chloroform recipes? Kiss their Justin Bieber posters are whisper “tomorrow you will be mine?” Yes, probably, but also teen girls are writing fan fiction about boys kissing each other. Not all of them, sure, but a lot of them. A friend of mine, who we will simply call “L,” because she has a grown-up job and life now, was writing sexy Harry Potter stories a few years ago, mostly about the series’ male characters rubbing their wands together (a few selections are still online here). On a quest to find out what was so titillating about wizards humping each other, I sat down with L to ask her about her secret life as a fan fiction writer. Here we go!
CH: So, I know you got your fan fiction start with the world of ‘N Sync, everybody’s favorite tousled-hair-and-matching-velour-tracksuit boy band. I once had a sexy dream about Joey Fatone, so I sort of understand the hormones aspect. Who wouldn’t want to write about getting into a hot tub with Justin Timberlake? But what got you into slash (the term for stories about dudes boning down on each other)?
L: Yeah, I was introduced to fan fiction through the ‘N Sync message boards and fan sites. The stories were chiefly about a Mary Sue character magically getting to know Justin and falling in love. I don’t remember a lot of the fan fics from that period, but I remember FictionLyn. She was the E.L. James of ‘N Sync fandom, and I was banned from her message board for arguing with other fans over her merits. My fourteen-year-old self was not here for boring, unoriginal stories. So, enter, slash fan fic. I don’t know how it happened, but one day it seems I just decided I would rather read about JC fucking Justin than about Justin fucking some dumpy girl he picked out of a crowd at a concert. [Keep Reading]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5n43y4xE1qasthro1_400.gif)
Interview the Internet: On Harry Potter Fan Fiction [Full Post]
In “Interview the Internet,” Jamie Schuh investigates the sub-cultures and unique characters that populate the strangest corners of the Internet.
What do teen girls do alone in their bedrooms? Look up chloroform recipes? Kiss their Justin Bieber posters are whisper “tomorrow you will be mine?” Yes, probably, but also teen girls are writing fan fiction about boys kissing each other. Not all of them, sure, but a lot of them. A friend of mine, who we will simply call “L,” because she has a grown-up job and life now, was writing sexy Harry Potter stories a few years ago, mostly about the series’ male characters rubbing their wands together (a few selections are still online here). On a quest to find out what was so titillating about wizards humping each other, I sat down with L to ask her about her secret life as a fan fiction writer. Here we go!
CH: So, I know you got your fan fiction start with the world of ‘N Sync, everybody’s favorite tousled-hair-and-matching-velour-tracksuit boy band. I once had a sexy dream about Joey Fatone, so I sort of understand the hormones aspect. Who wouldn’t want to write about getting into a hot tub with Justin Timberlake? But what got you into slash (the term for stories about dudes boning down on each other)?
L: Yeah, I was introduced to fan fiction through the ‘N Sync message boards and fan sites. The stories were chiefly about a Mary Sue character magically getting to know Justin and falling in love. I don’t remember a lot of the fan fics from that period, but I remember FictionLyn. She was the E.L. James of ‘N Sync fandom, and I was banned from her message board for arguing with other fans over her merits. My fourteen-year-old self was not here for boring, unoriginal stories. So, enter, slash fan fic. I don’t know how it happened, but one day it seems I just decided I would rather read about JC fucking Justin than about Justin fucking some dumpy girl he picked out of a crowd at a concert. [Keep Reading]
President Obama Explains Why Donald Trump Hates Him
Donald Trump does have very Kenyan hair, after all.
(Source: youtube.com)
Let’s Talk About Something More Interesting with BJ Novak
See the lighter side of the $40 million virgin.
(Source: youtube.com)
