Pill Instructions May Have Been Written By Drunk Person

Don’t worry, if you follow these instructions carefully, you definitely won’t get poisoned.

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Spotlight: HowToBasic - The Messiest YouTube Channel [Click and find out why]

Nobody does “how to” videos (like this one for pizza-making) better than the guy who shows you “how not to.”

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For Worst Wash Results

Reassess if puddle happens to be composed of warm, clean water and detergent with bleach.

Drink Label Says to Chill for Best Results

Low sodium, high Zen.

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Honest Food Instructions Is Back

Eh, may as well not eat at all.

(Source: distinguishedbaloney)

Bathroom instructions in Australia

Wait, so you’re not supposed to stand on the seat an squat? That would explain some things.

Washing Directions: Fruit Salad is a Healthy Snack

They print this inside all pants with a 40 inch waist 

(Source: College Humor)

Troopers: Tractor Beam

Rich and Larry’s new job puts thousands of lives in their hands, unfortunately.

How To Make Spaghetti The Correct Way

Boner pa teet.

(Source: College Humor)

What Easy Mac Instructions Look Like Under the Influence of Pot [click for more]

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Five Easy Ways to Show You Don’t Give a F*ck

[click for more fucking tips or whatever]

(Source: College Humor)

What Easy Mac Instructions Look Like Under the Influence of Various Drugs

Click through to get stoned

(Source: College Humor)

The Seriously Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Click to learn how to survive more worst case scenarios

(Source: College Humor)