All Of Your Childhood Lessons Are Wrong [Click to finish reading]

In times like these, it helps to remember that life isn’t fair.  

9 New Suits You Won’t Be Seeing in Iron Man 3

The new Iron Man movie features a variety of new armor suits, but not all of them made the cut.

Guy Draws Himself in 100 Different Cartoon Styles

Life is what you draw of it. Any artists out there? Draw yourself as a cartoon and submit straight to our Tumblr.

Check out all of them on Kevin McShane’s website here.

7 New Breeds Of Douchebag [Click for more]

Nature finds a douchey, douchey way.

How to Tell a Person’s Profession by the Size of Their Glasses

Eyes are the window to the soul. Glasses are the window to your soul-crushing job. 

7 New Breeds of Douchebag [Click for more douchiness] 

These annoying species have evolved to a near-perfect state of awful.

5 Ads for Legal Weed

Are you more of an Afghan Kush toker or Blue Dream? Find out which weed advertisement suits you best. The outfits do compliment one another. His and hers? 

What You’re Saying with your Drug Choice [Click to repack]

Warning: This is a gateway article to CollegeHumor.

What You’re Saying with your Drug Choice 

You ever think about if drugs could talk? Here’s more on the house. 

We just finished livestreaming a DrawCast featuring our illustrious illustrator Caldwell Tanner and the one and only Jeff Rubin. Can you tell what each image is? We gave you Drippy Roosevelt just to get the ball rolling. You can watch the full stream on our YouTube channel. More FunTimes coming soon!

The HoBro Code: A Vagrant’s Guide to Your College Dorm [Click for full whiteboard]

In the early 1900’s, American hobos developed a set of shared secret symbols they used to let fellow bums know what to expect from the residents of any town they drifted into. Now, in the 21st century, the code has been revised so that shitty college kids can exploit the kindness of their dorm mates. Keep reading to learn the secrets of the HoBro Code!

Where Should You Post That Thing You Want to Share? [Click for full graph]

Sharing is caring but spamming is damning. 

The Internet Summed Up In One Massive Poster [Click to enlarge]

Download our giant poster as your wallpaper and see if you can identify more memes than your friends. Click on each image to find out who they are and why they’re Internet famous.

Everyone Is An Asshole [Click for more]

When you woke up this morning did you think you’d be reading about rainbows of dicks. 

Internet Class Photo [Click to get a good look]

“Everybody :-).”