He also uses the woodchipper as a blender.
Patrick Star is in a State of Permanent Shock [Click for more]
How did I get here? Where am I? Oooh is that an Oreo?
None of us would have been surprised if we just read the directions.
QUIZ: IKEA Product or Made-Up Word [Click to start quiz]
Can you tell which of these words are IKEA products and which are words from fictional languages?
Honest Game of Life [Click to read full article]
If Grown-Up Gifts Were Packaged Like Toys From Your Childhood [Click for full article]
If Grown-Up Gifts Were Packaged Like Toys from Your Childhood [Click to continue reading]
Get excited for sensible presents.
Don’t worry, the shearling coat stays on.
It’s the Internet equivalent of a nativity play.
Christ shall come again. And he shall be tiny, adorable, and ready for winter.