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Stupid Teenagers Take Selfie, Commit Crime
Selfies are the new mugshot

Stupid Teenagers Take Selfie, Commit Crime

Selfies are the new mugshot

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Twidiots: Tell Me More About This Language You Call “Mexican”

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

What’s the second most used language in the United States? If you said Spanish, you’re right; if you said Mexican, you are so, so wrong.

Twidiots: Royal Baby = ILLUMINATI [Click for more conspiracies]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Yo, Twitter, Should I See a Doctor? #CarrotPoo

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Look, we all know health care costs are rising, but do you really want to put your life in the hands of people who don’t even know that Egypt is in Africa?

IdioTech: No Texting on Your Calculators, Kids [Click for full post]
My nutrition professor wouldn’t let us use graphing calculators on our final because he didn’t want us texting each other the answers.- Elizabeth S.
A year ago, my dad started texting. Not only are the texts bare minimum, but he’s more recently enjoyed good old-fashioned misleading acronyms. “Sorry about the dog, lol, dad” Lots of love?- Brent D.
At least once a week, my mother’s best friend calls us and asks how to use “The Amazon.” She’s been doing this for about 8 years. You think she’d learn.- Jessa M
Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story to our Tumblr inbox.

IdioTech: No Texting on Your Calculators, Kids [Click for full post]


My nutrition professor wouldn’t let us use graphing calculators on our final because he didn’t want us texting each other the answers.
- Elizabeth S.


A year ago, my dad started texting. Not only are the texts bare minimum, but he’s more recently enjoyed good old-fashioned misleading acronyms. “Sorry about the dog, lol, dad” Lots of love?
- Brent D.


At least once a week, my mother’s best friend calls us and asks how to use “The Amazon.” She’s been doing this for about 8 years. You think she’d learn.
- Jessa M

Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story to our Tumblr inbox.

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Twidiots: Um… Since When Is Egypt in Africa? [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. 
If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story to our Tumblr.

Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology.

If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story to our Tumblr.

The Irony is Lost on All These Facebook Posts [Click for more]

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15 Idiots Taking Out Their Anger on Inanimate Objects and Losing [Click to animate]
If a coward loses a fight against the helpless, does that make him a hero? Sadly, no.

15 Idiots Taking Out Their Anger on Inanimate Objects and Losing [Click to animate]

If a coward loses a fight against the helpless, does that make him a hero? Sadly, no.

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Oh, So White People Can’t Say the N Word Now?! [Click for more]

It’s 2013, people. Get with it. And stop eating so much butter. 

You Suck Because I Have More Followers Than You [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

IdioTech: Oh, Right, The Colon Bracket Thingy
My mum just asked me what the “colon bracket thingy” meant.- Anonymous
My mom sends texts using the voicemail.- Anonymous
My sister and I convinced my mother, as a joke, that the internet was turned off on public holidays. She believed this for about three months before we realized she hadn’t got the joke.- Anonymous 
Are you surrounded by the technically challenged? Send your IdioTech stories to Tumblr. It’s technically easy, we promise. 

IdioTech: Oh, Right, The Colon Bracket Thingy

My mum just asked me what the “colon bracket thingy” meant.
- Anonymous

My mom sends texts using the voicemail.
- Anonymous

My sister and I convinced my mother, as a joke, that the internet was turned off on public holidays. She believed this for about three months before we realized she hadn’t got the joke.
- Anonymous 

Are you surrounded by the technically challenged? Send your IdioTech stories to Tumblr. It’s technically easy, we promise. 

IdioTech: Where Do I Put the Money?
Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology.
My grandmother asked me where she was supposed to “place the money” in her computer, And when I asked her why, she said it was to buy that sweater off the website I showed her.- Anonymous
Everytime my dad uses the internet, no matter the browser he will use a search engine and type the website’s url in there instead of the navigation bar.- starlight-shadow 
My mom asked how long I’d be 18 years old the day before my birthday. It took her several minutes to realize what she had asked me.- whorephanages 
I once texted my dad a link to a website and he asked how he could access the site on the computer instead of his phone…- noestoyhechodecarne 
Our first batch of Tumblr submitters are here! If you’d like to submit to IdioTech or any of our other columns then we just made it a whole lot easier. Send it straight to our Tumblr. 

IdioTech: Where Do I Put the Money?

Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology.

My grandmother asked me where she was supposed to “place the money” in her computer, And when I asked her why, she said it was to buy that sweater off the website I showed her.
- Anonymous

Everytime my dad uses the internet, no matter the browser he will use a search engine and type the website’s url in there instead of the navigation bar.
starlight-shadow 

My mom asked how long I’d be 18 years old the day before my birthday. It took her several minutes to realize what she had asked me.
whorephanages 

I once texted my dad a link to a website and he asked how he could access the site on the computer instead of his phone…
noestoyhechodecarne 

Our first batch of Tumblr submitters are here! If you’d like to submit to IdioTech or any of our other columns then we just made it a whole lot easier. Send it straight to our Tumblr. 

Twidiots: The Boston Bombers Were from Where?! [Click for more]

Twidiots: The Boston Bombers Were from Where?! [Click for more]

But Why Are the Birds Angry?
Today I was playing Angry Birds on my iPod Touch when my mom asked what I was doing. I responded, “Angry Birds.” She asked, shocked, “Why are our birds angry?”- Anonymous
Since my dad still uses Internet Explorer (and a really old version, at that), I tried to tell him about different browsers. He refuses to use them, because he “won’t be able to access Google with another Internet.”- Anonymous
The other day my Dad stepped on my retainer and broke it, I notified him there 300$ to replace, my mom suggested my sister and I could share hers…- Anonymous 
Do you have any parents, friends or foes who are years behind on technology? If so, submit your own idiotech stories right here on Tumblr.

But Why Are the Birds Angry?

Today I was playing Angry Birds on my iPod Touch when my mom asked what I was doing. I responded, “Angry Birds.” She asked, shocked, “Why are our birds angry?”
- Anonymous

Since my dad still uses Internet Explorer (and a really old version, at that), I tried to tell him about different browsers. He refuses to use them, because he “won’t be able to access Google with another Internet.”
- Anonymous

The other day my Dad stepped on my retainer and broke it, I notified him there 300$ to replace, my mom suggested my sister and I could share hers…
- Anonymous 

Do you have any parents, friends or foes who are years behind on technology? If so, submit your own idiotech stories right here on Tumblr.