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Walnut Headbutting Is A Sport And This Man Is The Idiot Champion

Did anybody else know that walnut headbutting was a sport or am I the only person who is just finding out about this boneheaded (eh, eh, pretty clever) activity? 

The sport’s premiere athlete idiot, Mohammad Rashid literally crushed the old record of 44 smashed walnuts at the at the Punjab Youth Festival in Lahore, Pakistan. 

Congrats, Mr. Rashid, may the cheers of victory be sweeter than the sounds the pounding jackhammers that will surely ring in your head for a long, long time. 

(Source: youtube.com)

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