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This Guy Just Got Kicked In The Head By A Train

The lesson here is don’t be an idiot because a train might just kick you in the head.
 

(Source: youtube.com)

Employee Gets a Flat Tire, Texts Stock Photo to Boss
"Well, to be fairn that IS what my flat tire looked like" said the now unemployed person.

Employee Gets a Flat Tire, Texts Stock Photo to Boss

"Well, to be fairn that IS what my flat tire looked like" said the now unemployed person.

(Source: reddit.com)

Drop the Bass Car Accident

The beat may have dropped, but insurance rates did not.

(Source: youtube.com)

Guy Thinks His Parents Are Growing Weed in Garden
He’s about to get high off reality.

Guy Thinks His Parents Are Growing Weed in Garden

He’s about to get high off reality.

(Source: reddit.com)

Guy Rides Bike With Ladder Duct Taped to His Body
I will never apologize for being prepared.

Guy Rides Bike With Ladder Duct Taped to His Body

I will never apologize for being prepared.

(Source: reddit.com)

Damn, He’s Good
At getting his license suspended.

Damn, He’s Good

At getting his license suspended.

uPick: Idiotech [Click for more]
It’s the section of CollegeHumor you control, all about how your mom can’t figure that kind of thing out.

uPick: Idiotech [Click for more]

It’s the section of CollegeHumor you control, all about how your mom can’t figure that kind of thing out.

Guy Almost Gets Away With Stealing Guitar
His guitar hiding is like his guitar playing: a tight jam.

Guy Almost Gets Away With Stealing Guitar

His guitar hiding is like his guitar playing: a tight jam.

(Source: reddit.com)

Scumbag Car Gets A Note
That eight-year-old with sidewalk chalk was PISSED.

Scumbag Car Gets A Note

That eight-year-old with sidewalk chalk was PISSED.

(Source: reddit.com)

We got my mother in law a cell phone for her b-day. When we began to enter numbers into her contacts list, she protested. Saying that she did not want all those people to know her number.

uPick Idiotech - Contacts

My professor tried to ease the class into a question by asking “What calendar does the United States of America use?” A girl in front of my whispered to her friend, “I think it’s the Mayan”. The other girl promptly raised her hand and announced “Um… the Mayan!

uPick Classroom - Which calendar?

Shout-out to everybody whose dashboards and feeds are clogged with Mayans-panic right now.

Even though we have Verizon Fios, which has a guide built right in, my parents insist on using the channel guide in the newspaper and reading it out loud to each other so they can decide what to watch.

Idiotech - TV Guide.

Worst Hype Man Ever

Or, Best Hype Man Ever To Sound Like A Velociraptor.

(Source: youtube.com)

My mother still types with two fingers and needs help turning on her laptop. Despite my misgivings, we bought her an iPad for Christmas. After opening the box and removing the protective cover, she tried to pry apart the iPad’s metallic casing. $600 well spent.

Idiotech - Waste of an iPad.

My housemate just asked me how much a new printer would cost. She already owns one. The reason she wanted to upgrade? Her old one ran out of black ink…

Idiotech - Inky-Thinking…