“Hey, how about we just stop keeping needles and haystacks in such close proximity.”
10 Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas - (Click to see more)
#4 - Tobias Fünke
What you’ll need:
-Jorts
-A mustache
-Male pattern baldnessHow to sell it:
-Speak exclusively in sexual innuendos
-Leave the Halloween party early, but text remaining partygoers frequent updates about when you might return
(Source: College Humor)
