Hey, Dunkin Donuts, What the F*ck Are You Doing? [Click for more]

Most Dunkin Donuts stores are joint Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins, and they STILL haven’t combined the donuts and the ice cream. How is that possible? Don’t they realize the opportunities they’re missing?

Game of Cones

I wonder if they have the Lannisters’ favorite flavors, Betrayal, Incest, and Cookie Dough?

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Dunkin Donuts recently released a new breakfast sandwich that uses a a glazed donut as bread. 

A bunch of people are up in arms about this because it’s “unhealthy” and a “perfect illustration of the kind of institutionalized decadence that has led to our nation’s obesity problem,” but that’s not why I’m upset about it. I’m upset because most Dunkin Donuts stores are joint Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins, and they STILL haven’t combined the donuts and the ice cream. How is that possible? Don’t they realize the opportunities they’re missing?

They could be making stuff like this:

ICE CREAM DONUT SANDWICHES

and this:

and so much more!

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Marijuana Ice Cream

The one food that gives and satisfies the munchies.

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Just a Woodchuck Eating an Ice Cream Cone [Click to watch]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck tried ice cream and realized there’s something better out there?

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Butt Finger is Now a Delicious Ice Cream Flavor

Hold the fudge

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Guy Refuses to Give Girlfriend Ice Cream Narrated by Chris Webber

Foul. Being a crappy boyfriend

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Guy Has Party With Poster

True friends don’t need three dimensions.

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Japanese Condom Ice Cream

The Magnum condom of Magnum ice cream.

Lady Eats Ice Cream While Working Out

Its great if you want to change nothing about yourself 

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Ice Cream Birthday Cake

You should see the piñata. It’s a bag of Jolly Ranchers on a string.

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Prince Harry Runs for an Ice Cream Truck

A Choco-Taco for his highness.

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Popsicle Stick Jokes are a Lie

Good thing they bring the lulz though. 

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Important Memo Regarding Fro-Yo Sampling Guidelines [Click for full article]

Dear Fro-Yo Sample Consultants,

As your Fro-Yo Sample Manager, please allow this memo to serve as a final warning: all customers visiting our frozen yogurt establishment must sample each and every one of our four-hundred flavors of fro-yo per visit. Yes, you heard me correctly: that’s PER VISIT. Failure to provide customers with adequate fro-yo flavor sampling may result in a demotion, termination, or worse.

Let me make this extremely clear, because it seems as if I didn’t do so in Fro-Yo Sample Camp: We advertise that we have four-hundred flavors of fro-yo FOR A REASON. Not just any reason, but because we have FOUR-HUNDRED FLAVORS OF FRO-YO, including sweet potato fro-yo, breast milk fro-yo, and tree bark fro-yo. We can only keep our four-hundred flavor reputation by ensuring that each and every customer samples each and every one of our four-hundred flavors of fro-yo.

I try to keep public fro-yo criticism infrequent – which, frankly, doesn’t come so easy to the guy who basically invented modern fro-yo – but after having to kindly remind so many of you to “keep the customer a-sampling” IN FRONT OF THE ACTUAL CUSTOMER, I felt that typing, printing, and posting this memo around our fro-yo establishment was appropriate.

Now you’re reading it. [Keep Reading]

Kid Really Satisfied by Ice Cream

Diet’s still going strong. Today’s just my cheat day.

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