Walmart Has Too Many Customers Putting Babies into the Ice Machines

Jeez Walmart is SO strict!

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Goat Falls On Ice, Recovers [Click to animate]

Kids these days.

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Frozen lake sounds like…..a laser gun?

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Jasper from The Simpsons Stuck in the Freezer IRL

Can I get a price check on the Frostilicus?

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Guy Completely Wipes Out on News

It’s (Bone) Breaking News.

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The Most Satisfying Part of Mornings in Canada

Oh ya, got fists of steel, eh?

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Ripped Shirtless Ice Viking Holds a Bunch of Kittens

Or as Norwegians call it, “Santa”.

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How Machines Really Work [Click to continue reading]

Another of life’s mysteries solved.

Woman Sunbathes on Block of Ice

Just havin’ a whale of a time this winter.

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Cannonball into Ice

Or is it onto ice? Eh, either way, I’m far too drunk to drive this dude to the hospital

(Source: youtube.com)

Hockey Team Looks Pretty Good on the Bench

Looks like someone’s been working them glutes.

Star Wars Freezer Reenactment

The Ice Planet Hoth also doubles as the place where I store my chicken parm.

(Source: cheezburger.com)

Meet the Berlin Ice Swimming Club

I can’t even imagine what kind of shrinkage they’ve got going on.

Guy Shoots a Rainbow out of Ice [Click to animate]

Taste the rainbow, motherf*ckers!

(Source: forgifs.com)

Please Do Not Place Any Orphans In the Ice Machine

But he asked for more gruel. What am I supposed to do? Sell him?