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iPhone Cookie Prank
Eating your phone while driving is only illegal in three states.

iPhone Cookie Prank

Eating your phone while driving is only illegal in three states.

(Source: reddit.com)

7 Excuses for Missing Texts That Would Actually Be Legit [Click for 5 more]

Sry was busy choosing not 2 respond.

CH Scripts - Full Video: Why Can’t You Use Phones on Planes?

If anybody knows how planes actually work then message me. We NEED to know for some experiments we’ll be conducting in the near future.

Honest Apple Employee Manual [Click for the LAST STEP]

Sometimes the employees of a company are so consistent in the way they perform a certain task, it seems that’s how they must have been trained. Let’s take a look at Apple’s employee manual… probably.

Sharknado Weather Report
And tomorrow, there is a 30% chance of sharktopus. Bring your umbrellas!

Sharknado Weather Report

And tomorrow, there is a 30% chance of sharktopus. Bring your umbrellas!

(Source: cheezburger.com)

Turn Your Phone! “No Scrubs” Anti-Portrait Parody

"Another viral vid shot in portrait? Oh No! You should’ve turned your phone."

(Source: youtube.com)

5 Thrilling Posters for your Boring Everyday Battles [Click for 4 more blockbuster battles]

Who’s ready for the weekend? 

IdioTech: iPhones With Messaging Are Heavier, Obviously [Click for all]
I was showing my grandma how to use an iPhone yesterday. My grandpa already has one, so I figured it would be an easy thing for her to grasp. As she held mine, she said that mine was definitely heavier than my grandpa’s (we both have the 4…) I said no, that’s not possible, because we have the same phone. Then, straight faced, she said mine has to weigh more because it has messaging. Yeah.- potentially-problematical
My mom sends me messages on facebook, then texts me to tell me she sent me a message.- Anonymous
When I got my new laptop my grandmother asked me if I had downloaded my email onto it yet.
- Anonymous  
If your emailing delivery system protocol is up and running on this here Tumblr blogging blog then deliver it to our inbox. We’re always looking to add to our IdioTech column.

IdioTech: iPhones With Messaging Are Heavier, Obviously [Click for all]

I was showing my grandma how to use an iPhone yesterday. My grandpa already has one, so I figured it would be an easy thing for her to grasp. As she held mine, she said that mine was definitely heavier than my grandpa’s (we both have the 4…) I said no, that’s not possible, because we have the same phone. Then, straight faced, she said mine has to weigh more because it has messaging. Yeah.
potentially-problematical

My mom sends me messages on facebook, then texts me to tell me she sent me a message.
- Anonymous

When I got my new laptop my grandmother asked me if I had downloaded my email onto it yet.

- Anonymous  

If your emailing delivery system protocol is up and running on this here Tumblr blogging blog then deliver it to our inbox. We’re always looking to add to our IdioTech column.

New iPhones are Like New Girlfriends

We explore the similarities between these two fragile relationships.

IdioTech: Jesus, People Still Use AOL?
My parents still pay for AOL. My mom doesn’t know how to open internet explorer so if she wants to view a website she first logs on to AOL. - Anonymous 
My mom wanted me to trim my beard so she kept on asking me to manscape. After the 5th time I told her that manscaping didn’t mean the face. - Anonymous 
For Christmas, my parents got me an iPhone that was a downgrade from the iPhone I already had… - Anonymous 
I often work with a mother about 10 years older than me. I noticed she always has a problem starting PowerPoint presentations so I suggested that she press F5. She took me outside and started freaking out at me because I had “ordered” her. - Anonymous 
I work with a woman who is a mother and about 10 years older than me. One day she took the overhead projector remote and started pressing random buttons. I asked her what she was doing and she would only tell me she saw me do it one time. Aparently she was trying to fix the sound. After telling her it had to be a software problem and her ignoring me I unmuted the video player. - Anonymous - Continue reading
I have a hunch the last two people are one and the same. 
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IdioTech: Jesus, People Still Use AOL?

My parents still pay for AOL. My mom doesn’t know how to open internet explorer so if she wants to view a website she first logs on to AOL- Anonymous 

My mom wanted me to trim my beard so she kept on asking me to manscape. After the 5th time I told her that manscaping didn’t mean the face. - Anonymous 

For Christmas, my parents got me an iPhone that was a downgrade from the iPhone I already had… - Anonymous 

I often work with a mother about 10 years older than me. I noticed she always has a problem starting PowerPoint presentations so I suggested that she press F5. She took me outside and started freaking out at me because I had “ordered” her. - Anonymous 

I work with a woman who is a mother and about 10 years older than me. One day she took the overhead projector remote and started pressing random buttons. I asked her what she was doing and she would only tell me she saw me do it one time. Aparently she was trying to fix the sound. After telling her it had to be a software problem and her ignoring me I unmuted the video player. - Anonymous - Continue reading

I have a hunch the last two people are one and the same. 

If you like embarrassing loved ones or co-workers too then submit your own story to us right here on Tumblr.

My Phone’s Low Battery Warnings Are Getting Desperate [Click for more]

Charge it OR ELSE!

The Headphone Knot Guide

Your pocket is a better knot-tier than most boy scouts.

iPhone Apps for the Socially Awkward [Click for full article]
Always good to know a guy.

iPhone Apps for the Socially Awkward [Click for full article]

Always good to know a guy.

We’ve finally launched our new and improved iOS apps for iPhone and iPad and our first ever Android apps, now available on over 200 Android powered mobile phones and tablets.
Happy Holidays!

We’ve finally launched our new and improved iOS apps for iPhone and iPad and our first ever Android apps, now available on over 200 Android powered mobile phones and tablets.

Happy Holidays!

Sarah Silverman’s Dirty Smartphone Hack

Wow, they really have an app for everything now.

(Source: youtube.com)