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Inventions Made Better: Shower Slide

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Roommate Confessions: I Peed in Your Laundry Detergent [Click for full post]
I peed in your laundry detergent. - Anonymous
Remember when you used to borrow all my clothes without asking? I’d either find them crumpled up in your disgusting nest of a room or back in my closet and smelling like your pungent perfume. Oh and that time when I asked you about my favorite sweater that mysteriously went missing during spring break while you were here after we all left? Well I saw it in your bag you douche canoe, I know you have it. And for that, I have been stealing your adderall. Sorry the price went up and you cant afford it anymore and are sucking in school right now. But I cant afford to constantly restock my wardrobe you fucking bitch. And thanks for never cleaning, buying food, and watching terrible tv. Expect some rotten food under your bed. I hate you. - Anonymous
I replaced my roommates bar of soap with a block of cheese. He didn’t notice and the cheese smell was still better than how he usually smells - Anonymous
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Roommate Confessions: I Peed in Your Laundry Detergent [Click for full post]

I peed in your laundry detergent. - Anonymous

Remember when you used to borrow all my clothes without asking? I’d either find them crumpled up in your disgusting nest of a room or back in my closet and smelling like your pungent perfume. Oh and that time when I asked you about my favorite sweater that mysteriously went missing during spring break while you were here after we all left? Well I saw it in your bag you douche canoe, I know you have it. And for that, I have been stealing your adderall. Sorry the price went up and you cant afford it anymore and are sucking in school right now. But I cant afford to constantly restock my wardrobe you fucking bitch. And thanks for never cleaning, buying food, and watching terrible tv. Expect some rotten food under your bed. I hate you. - Anonymous

I replaced my roommates bar of soap with a block of cheese. He didn’t notice and the cheese smell was still better than how he usually smells - Anonymous

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