“People who say soup is filling were already full of shit to begin with.”
The Dark Knight Presented By Sausages
They’re really doing the Sausage Batman comics justice.
Female Lion Tries To Eat A Human Baby
It’s the cutest near-death experience ever.
(Source: College Humor)
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Lion Cubs Pretend They Don’t Want To Eat Their Trainer
It’s so cute when they’re deceiving.
(Source: College Humor)
Baby Quail Stands on Grumpy Cat’s Head
The human equivalent of this would be a delicious slice of pizza pushing you around.
Zoo Lion Wants to Eat Little Girl Real Bad
It’s a good thing there’s glass there, or else we wouldn’t be able to see what was going on.
(Source: College Humor)
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