“I work in an office with an older woman who loves to give me hugs and thinks I’m so adorable. Sadly, no matter how hot or cold it is, she has the most deadly body odor. It’s like death and her favorite attire is tank tops. Her hugs make me feel filthy and I want to shower immediately. The extra long hugs before holiday breaks are the worst.”
Pizza Shop Owner Bear Hugs Obama
The president is now reconsidering his stance on the right to bear arms.
(Source: USA Today)
Shake your legs, watch yourself. Shake your legs, wait, who are you working with?
11 Pictures of Deadly Animals Snuggling with People
Sometimes what you need most in the world is a good friend. And sometimes that friend is a giant, deadly animal with razor-sharp teeth that could kill you without a moment’s hesitation. Here’s 11 pictures of frail, pathetic humans getting along swimmingly with deadly animals.
(Source: College Humor)
I’ll bet he’s just looking for the one that swallowed his watch.
