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The Marriott Hotel Finally Gets It
When you’re here, you’re fleeing family.

The Marriott Hotel Finally Gets It

When you’re here, you’re fleeing family.

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Hotel Survey Ousts Cheating Husband
At least he didn’t use the mini-bar.

Hotel Survey Ousts Cheating Husband

At least he didn’t use the mini-bar.

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Jake and Amir: Hotel Room

This room has no service.

Legs On The Beach or GTFO!

Finish The 13 Types Of Facebook Vacation Photos

What’s all this stuff really for? Here’s the honest names for these hotel items

What’s all this stuff really for? Here’s the honest names for these hotel items

TripAdvisor Reviews of Other People’s Homes [Click for more]
If you don’t review it, who will?

TripAdvisor Reviews of Other People’s Homes [Click for more]

If you don’t review it, who will?

I’ve just spent 25 minutes locked in a basement, having to call a friend to look up my boss in the phonebook to get him come get me out, have got yelled at by a 80 year old dude foaming at the mouth, with said foam flying out at my face, had a 60 year old woman show me her bare, 1 hour fresh scarred chest to explain that she can’t shower because she just had surgery done (I work in a hotel opposite a hospital), and got electrocuted. It’s my first day.

Work Sucks - I got electrocuted

How bad could your day have really been?

5 Holiday Classics for Modern Times [Click to continue reading] 
So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. He went there to register with Mary, but there was no guestroom available to them.
“I’m sorry, sir,” spoke the concierge, “but I do not see a reservation for House of David here.”
And Joseph sighed deeply and spoke, “Lo, I booked with priceline.com. I have my reservation number.”
And Mary spoke, “Perhaps it is under my name? Sometimes you do that.” And Joseph rolled his eyes for it was much like Mary to think he would forget something like that even though he did not.
“Ah, here we are! Sorry, we had your name on the wrong scroll. It’s a new system,” sayeth the apologetic concierge, who reminded the weary pilgrims to hold onto their breakfast vouchers or the hot bar would cost two Caesars.
And while there, Mary gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in monogrammed towels and did not tell anybody about it, as Joseph was sure the damn hotel would levy a mighty charge for sneaking in a third occupant. Later they would order in pizza and watch Cinemax, which they still did not get in Nazareth. [Keep Reading]

5 Holiday Classics for Modern Times [Click to continue reading] 

So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. He went there to register with Mary, but there was no guestroom available to them.

“I’m sorry, sir,” spoke the concierge, “but I do not see a reservation for House of David here.”

And Joseph sighed deeply and spoke, “Lo, I booked with priceline.com. I have my reservation number.”

And Mary spoke, “Perhaps it is under my name? Sometimes you do that.” And Joseph rolled his eyes for it was much like Mary to think he would forget something like that even though he did not.

“Ah, here we are! Sorry, we had your name on the wrong scroll. It’s a new system,” sayeth the apologetic concierge, who reminded the weary pilgrims to hold onto their breakfast vouchers or the hot bar would cost two Caesars.

And while there, Mary gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in monogrammed towels and did not tell anybody about it, as Joseph was sure the damn hotel would levy a mighty charge for sneaking in a third occupant. Later they would order in pizza and watch Cinemax, which they still did not get in Nazareth. [Keep Reading]

CollegeHumor’s Round-Up of Best Tweets: July 17th

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Wedding Congratulations From Hotel
Please accept this complimentary letter as a token of our appreciation.

Wedding Congratulations From Hotel

Please accept this complimentary letter as a token of our appreciation.

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