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Parting is such sugary sweet sorrow.
Hostess might not be going out of business just yet, but that doesn’t mean you can’t stir up a homemade batch of kicking someone while they’re down.
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Twinkies on Ebay Come with Free Nintendo Wii U
In the business world, that’s what’s known as “a weird and terrible deal”
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![10 Things Hostess Could Have Done to Avoid Going Out of Business [Click for Full Post]
Had a fire sale in Colorado, Washington, and any other state with a college in it.
Convinced a rapper, ideally Jay-Z, to change his name to Host-S pro bono so they could compete with Drake’s.
Taped three Twinkies together and sold them as neck pillows outside of airports.
Made Ho-Hos as sexy as the name suggests.
Toned down the sexiness of Ding Dongs to make the name fit. [Keep Reading]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdlbg5zprK1qasthro1_400.png)
10 Things Hostess Could Have Done to Avoid Going Out of Business [Click for Full Post]
- Had a fire sale in Colorado, Washington, and any other state with a college in it.
- Convinced a rapper, ideally Jay-Z, to change his name to Host-S pro bono so they could compete with Drake’s.
- Taped three Twinkies together and sold them as neck pillows outside of airports.
- Made Ho-Hos as sexy as the name suggests.
- Toned down the sexiness of Ding Dongs to make the name fit. [Keep Reading]
Twinkies face extinction as Hostess announces they’re filing for bankruptcy. Sources report Woody Harrelson “inconsolable.”
“I work at a restaurant as a hostess. We have three different size booths; two tops, four tops, and six tops. One day a young couple came in. Since there were only two, I sat them at a two top. They insisted that it was too small so I moved them to a four top. They insisted that that was also too small. I then moved them to a six top which was too big, back to a four top which was too big, and finally to the original two top which was “perfect”
