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15 Horrible Things People Have Found in Their Food [Click for more]

If you’re one of the lucky ones who got an extra treat in your meal then congratulations. At best you’ll make it onto the 6 o’clock news, at worst you’ll get to star in a CollegeHumor list where we all revel in how lucky we are to not be you.

Horrible Steelers Tattoo
Go Steeers!

Horrible Steelers Tattoo

Go Steeers!

(Source: reddit.com)

Horrible Avengers Costumes
I want to see a Hulk movie where the Hulk has googly eyes.

Horrible Avengers Costumes

I want to see a Hulk movie where the Hulk has googly eyes.

(Source: distinguishedbaloney)

whitewhine:

Look out! We got a badass over here!

YOU THREW AWAY 17 PIZZAS?!?!

whitewhine:

Look out! We got a badass over here!

YOU THREW AWAY 17 PIZZAS?!?!


Semen Demon Tattoo


At least it’s an original idea… I hope.

At least it’s an original idea… I hope.

(Source: College Humor)

whitewhine:

Your poverty is extremely interesting. 

whitewhine:

Your poverty is extremely interesting. 


Horrible Winter Pick Up Lines [click for more gems]

Horrible Winter Pick Up Lines [click for more gems]


(Source: College Humor)


Worst Iron Man Ever


It still took him 2 full days to put it together.

It still took him 2 full days to put it together.

(Source: College Humor)

McDonalds Tattoo
Oh man, let’s hope he at least gets a free small fry every time he flashes that bad boy.

McDonalds Tattoo

Oh man, let’s hope he at least gets a free small fry every time he flashes that bad boy.

(Source: College Humor)

whitewhine:

I took the trash out for a week! Surely, that’s worth hundreds of dollars?!
Holiday Hater entry

whitewhine:

I took the trash out for a week! Surely, that’s worth hundreds of dollars?!

Holiday Hater entry

Roommate Confessions: December 12, 2011

My roommate Is a sloppy pig. All she does is make messes and sits in it. I do all the cleaning dishes and buy all the food. One day i got fed up with it, so when I bought a pizza, I took my slices then I scratched my head till a crap load of my dandruff was all over the rest of the pie. Hope you like the extra topping!

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(Source: College Humor)

25 Possible Reasons Why No One is Going to See Your Band

5. Six of your last six concerts have ended in cod liver related oil fires

6. You demand to know from each member of the audience whether “the curtains match the drapes” before you begin every show

7. Maybe people would consider coming to your shows if you didn’t have that freakishly huge Adam’s apple

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(Source: College Humor)

Telling Kids That Santa Isn’t Real

Once upon a time, CollegeHumor went to Union Square, posed as a Children’s TV show, and then told kids that Santa wasn’t real. Because truth is the greatest gift of all.

(Source: College Humor)

Top Ten: Rick Perry’s Campaign Video Stills

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Just put together a gallery of our favorites. Want to submit your own?

(Source: College Humor)

In case you missed it: “The King that Never Was”: The Worst, Most Expensive Music Video

They’re as bad as Rebecca Black, but old enough to know better.