15 Horrible Things People Have Found in Their Food [Click for more]
If you’re one of the lucky ones who got an extra treat in your meal then congratulations. At best you’ll make it onto the 6 o’clock news, at worst you’ll get to star in a CollegeHumor list where we all revel in how lucky we are to not be you.
Oh man, let’s hope he at least gets a free small fry every time he flashes that bad boy.
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I took the trash out for a week! Surely, that’s worth hundreds of dollars?!
Holiday Hater entry
My roommate Is a sloppy pig. All she does is make messes and sits in it. I do all the cleaning dishes and buy all the food. One day i got fed up with it, so when I bought a pizza, I took my slices then I scratched my head till a crap load of my dandruff was all over the rest of the pie. Hope you like the extra topping!
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5. Six of your last six concerts have ended in cod liver related oil fires
6. You demand to know from each member of the audience whether “the curtains match the drapes” before you begin every show
7. Maybe people would consider coming to your shows if you didn’t have that freakishly huge Adam’s apple
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Telling Kids That Santa Isn’t Real
Once upon a time, CollegeHumor went to Union Square, posed as a Children’s TV show, and then told kids that Santa wasn’t real. Because truth is the greatest gift of all.
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Top Ten: Rick Perry’s Campaign Video Stills
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Just put together a gallery of our favorites. Want to submit your own?
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They’re as bad as Rebecca Black, but old enough to know better.
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