![My ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Obsession is Reaching Critical Mass [Click for full article]
Wasn’t it the goal of our country’s founding fathers to create a land where people were to be awarded for their looks and wealth? Or furthermore, doesn’t the Constitution say that even fuggo babies can be covered with blush and bronzer and made to look decently attractive? Is it not our right to parade our crotch spawn around to live out all of our failed dreams? This is America, after all, the land of opportunity and Go-Go Juice. [Continue reading]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4w2dMwu51qasthro1_500.gif)
My ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Obsession is Reaching Critical Mass [Click for full article]
Wasn’t it the goal of our country’s founding fathers to create a land where people were to be awarded for their looks and wealth? Or furthermore, doesn’t the Constitution say that even fuggo babies can be covered with blush and bronzer and made to look decently attractive? Is it not our right to parade our crotch spawn around to live out all of our failed dreams? This is America, after all, the land of opportunity and Go-Go Juice. [Continue reading]
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Honey Boo Boo “Falls Asleep” During Interview
The “Dr.” in Dr. Drew literally just stands for those two letters now.
(Source: youtube.com)
50 Shades of Grey Cast Announced
First announcement the cast for the major motion picture ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’.
(Source: hollywoodleek.com)
Honey Boo Boo Child Hams It Up on Anderson Cooper’s Show
You are what your terrible parents force you to eat.
(Source: youtube.com)
Jimmy Fallon Sings Some James Taylor at the DNC
Winter, spring, summer or fall, all you have to do is call, and I’ll pass Obamacare.
(Source: youtube.com)
