My ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Obsession is Reaching Critical Mass [Click for full article]
Wasn’t it the goal of our country’s founding fathers to create a land where people were to be awarded for their looks and wealth? Or furthermore, doesn’t the Constitution say that even fuggo babies can be covered with blush and bronzer and made to look decently attractive? Is it not our right to parade our crotch spawn around to live out all of our failed dreams? This is America, after all, the land of opportunity and Go-Go Juice. [Continue reading]
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The “Dr.” in Dr. Drew literally just stands for those two letters now.
She didn’t major in women’s studies for nothing.
First announcement the cast for the major motion picture ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’.
You are what your terrible parents force you to eat.
Winter, spring, summer or fall, all you have to do is call, and I’ll pass Obamacare.
Murrica don’t care.