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Stripper at Home Depot!
You really know how to scrub my wood.

Stripper at Home Depot!

You really know how to scrub my wood.

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My Apologies to the Girl I Tried to Smell, and Others [click for others]
To the Worker at Home Depot:
I’m sorry that when I asked if you had fishing line, you asked me what I needed it for, and I admitted in a disappointed-in-myself voice, “It’s for a craft project.” First of all, can’t a girl buy a little fishing line in New York City without the third degree? Maybe I’m one of those guys fishing in the Hudson. You don’t know. You don’t know my life. Maybe I like Hudson fish? Fine. I don’t eat Hudson fish and maybe all signs DID point to craft project. Maybe it was my lost-child stare that said, “I don’t come here a lot.” Perhaps the contents of my cart (one cardboard box, two wooden dowels and a can of spray paint) didn’t add up to “home improvement project.” So what. I resent being pigeonholed. I resent being “read” mister, okay? And alsothankyousomuch you pointed me in exactly the right direction and my craft project came out so perfect, the girls at the coffee klatch just DIED! Continue
 

My Apologies to the Girl I Tried to Smell, and Others [click for others]

To the Worker at Home Depot:

I’m sorry that when I asked if you had fishing line, you asked me what I needed it for, and I admitted in a disappointed-in-myself voice, “It’s for a craft project.” First of all, can’t a girl buy a little fishing line in New York City without the third degree? Maybe I’m one of those guys fishing in the Hudson. You don’t know. You don’t know my life. Maybe I like Hudson fish? Fine. I don’t eat Hudson fish and maybe all signs DID point to craft project. Maybe it was my lost-child stare that said, “I don’t come here a lot.” Perhaps the contents of my cart (one cardboard box, two wooden dowels and a can of spray paint) didn’t add up to “home improvement project.” So what. I resent being pigeonholed. I resent being “read” mister, okay? And alsothankyousomuch you pointed me in exactly the right direction and my craft project came out so perfect, the girls at the coffee klatch just DIED! Continue

 

Bird Shopping at Home Depot
These bird houses aren’t going to just build themselves.

Bird Shopping at Home Depot

These bird houses aren’t going to just build themselves.

Birds Shopping at Home Depot
These bird houses aren’t going to just build themselves.

Birds Shopping at Home Depot

These bird houses aren’t going to just build themselves.

Unintentionally Hilarious Kids’ Drawings
Man, kids draw the darnedest things don’t they. Their peculiar view of the world and poor hand-eye coordination can combine to make some pretty wonderful pieces of art. Here’s 10 unintentionally funny drawings made by children.

Unintentionally Hilarious Kids’ Drawings

Man, kids draw the darnedest things don’t they. Their peculiar view of the world and poor hand-eye coordination can combine to make some pretty wonderful pieces of art. Here’s 10 unintentionally funny drawings made by children.

Store Sells White Power Accessories
This store’s policies aren’t very current.

Store Sells White Power Accessories

This store’s policies aren’t very current.

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Toilet Demonstration
Finally, some answers. Maybe I can stop crapping in my pants now.

Toilet Demonstration

Finally, some answers. Maybe I can stop crapping in my pants now.

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