Consider Macauly culpable.
Kevin McAllister’s childhood scars finally reveal themselves.
These movies are only family friendly if your family is as friendly as Kevin’s from Home Alone.
Here’s all the movies that most likely turned every character into a future sociopath.
The True Meaning Of Christmas, According To Christmas Movies [Click to continue reading]
You know, besides being a time to watch the same old movies.
10 Parts In Home Alone That Still Bother Me [Click for full article]
Home Alone is an absolute holiday classic and a cornerstone of many of our childhoods, but, like anything that I watched when I was little (then watched again 47 million other times including earlier today), there’s a number of parts that always bugged me.
5. Harry almost bites Kevin’s fingers off
Harry and Marv are career petty-thieves who meticulously scout and rob rich peoples’ homes, but then out of nowhere, Harry flips over to total psychopathy and decides he’s going to brutally maim a child? I mean, I get that he’s frustrated that he just got an ‘M’ burned into his hand-flesh for eternity, but still, killing a child is a sliiightly different echelon of crime than grabbing some rich woman’s angel figurines.
WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF THE SHOVEL GUY HADN'T INTERVENED? Would Harry have literally bitten Kevin’s fingers off while Marv watched?? What a moderately disturbing thought.
Here are the 10 Parts In Home Alone That Have Always Bothered Me
Kevin stopped the robbers! It’s really great, emasculating news.
Aziz is laying down knowledge on Buzz McCallister. #themoreyouknow
It’s about that time of year again. Don’t forget to ask your parents for better sound editing equipment.
”Have you ever gone on vacation and left your child at home?”
"No. But I did leave one at a funeral parlor once. […] He was okay. After six, seven weeks he started talking again."
(Source: College Humor)