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Join us as we celebrate the world’s coolest religion, next to Jedi of course.

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On April Fools, there’s no one more deserving of a good, old-fashioned prank than your smug asshole of a cat. These pranks should help take him down a peg.
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On April Fools, there’s no one more deserving of a good, old-fashioned prank than your smug asshole of a cat. These pranks should help take him down a peg.

Read How to Prank Your Stupid Cat

Finish reading 5 New St. Patrick’s Day Cocktails for Secret Drinking

You might think you can’t have the appropriate amount of alcohol-induced fun when St. Patrick’s Day falls on a Monday, but you’re wrong. Here are some special drink recipes to help you booze the whole day through IN SECRET.

12 New Irish Toasts for St. Patrick’s Day 2014

May you never have to wear a polo shirt in an official capacity.    

May all alumni fundraising letters get sent to your old address.    

May the old bands you go see never play anything from their new album.    

May all your unplanned pregnancies be bluffs related to extortion attempts.    

May your good grandma live longer than the bad grandma.  

May your high school friends never invite you to Kickstart anything.    

May the drive through guy mess up and give you free fries every time.

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St. Patricks Day vs. The Morning After

Irish I were still drunk.

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St. Patrick’s Day in your 20s vs. 30s

There’s no pot of gold at the end of your 20s. Just quinoa.

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Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.
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Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.

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And that is how you break up via newspaper ad.

And that is how you break up via newspaper ad.

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I’d like my crabs 100% off of me, actually.

I’d like my crabs 100% off of me, actually.

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