Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.
And that is how you break up via newspaper ad.
I’d like my crabs 100% off of me, actually.
Finish reading The Troll: Groundhog Day and Diet Sausages
Yeah I’m gonna need you to go ahead and return that mistletoe to my desk by 9 tomorrow.
4 Modern Holiday Stories
Holiday classics, updated for today.