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See the entire history of the world here.

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Pornography Historian is Literally a Job
Jerking hard or hardly jerking?

Pornography Historian is Literally a Job

Jerking hard or hardly jerking?

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The Best History Teacher Yearbook Photo
Oh Captain! My Captain!

The Best History Teacher Yearbook Photo

Oh Captain! My Captain!

Your Complete Guide to Annyong continued
Annyong.

Your Complete Guide to Annyong continued

Annyong.

The Invention Of Dancing [Click for full history]

Man’s greatest feat will get you off your feet. 

Very Mary-Kate: Presentation 6

Mary-Kate gives a presentation about the Wig Party. You must not have got the invite. It was dress to impress. 

You can answer any tough life decision with Pro/Con lists. Here are a few more examples.

You can answer any tough life decision with Pro/Con lists. Here are a few more examples.

Zoobooks For Humans 

Have you seen the new series of Zoobooks? They feature the world’s most exotic human beings! Now you can finally read about all those people whom you’ve never seen in real life, but you know must be out there. Somewhere. Well, here they are!

Video: Listen To Brad Paisley’s Just Awful New Song “Accidental Racist”
Featuring LL Cool J!

Video: Listen To Brad Paisley’s Just Awful New Song “Accidental Racist”

Featuring LL Cool J!

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The Podcast Rating System We Desperately Need [Click for more]

…but don’t necessarily want.

The Most Popular YouTube Videos of the Last 5000 Years [Click for more]
1. Pyramid slaves lose traction and the block drags them all the way down the ramp2. Indo-Aryan nomads freaked out by eclipse3. Unbelievable joust where a guy gets impaled on his opponent’s lance, stays on, and the winning horse just keeps running with the weight of two guys4. Samurai trying to show off misses the mannequin and slashes the Emperor’s robe5. Horse is sad after his owner dies at the battle of Agincourt Continue

The Most Popular YouTube Videos of the Last 5000 Years [Click for more]

1. Pyramid slaves lose traction and the block drags them all the way down the ramp

2. Indo-Aryan nomads freaked out by eclipse

3. Unbelievable joust where a guy gets impaled on his opponent’s lance, stays on, and the winning horse just keeps running with the weight of two guys

4. Samurai trying to show off misses the mannequin and slashes the Emperor’s robe

5. Horse is sad after his owner dies at the battle of Agincourt Continue

The Complete History of Google [Click for more]

A behind the scenes look at how it all got started. 

The Evolution of Daniel Day-Lewis’ Facial Hair in Film [Click to SWOON]
It hasn’t always been survival of the trimmest.

The Evolution of Daniel Day-Lewis’ Facial Hair in Film [Click to SWOON]

It hasn’t always been survival of the trimmest.

Warren G. Harding, The Movie [Click for more]
An unforgettable movie about a forgettable president. 
 

Warren G. Harding, The Movie [Click for more]

An unforgettable movie about a forgettable president. 

 

The 77 Greatest U.S. Presidents Ever [Click for full list]
Ranking All 77 U.S. Presidents In Order Of Greatness!!! Wait, what?


1. George Washington2. Abraham Lincoln3. Thomas Jefferson4. John AdamsT-5. Theodore RooseveltT-5. Franklin D. Roosevelt7. John F. Kennedy8. Dwight Eisenhower9. Harry Truman



10. Andrew Jackson11. James Madison12. Woodrow Wilson13. James Monroe14. Bill Clinton15. John Quincy Adams16. Ronald Reagan17. James K. Polk18. Lyndon Johnson19. Barack Obama



20. Martin Van Buren21. George H.W. Bush22. Gerald Ford23. Herbert Hoover24. Jimmy Carter24. William H. Taft25. John Quincy Adams26. Grover Cleveland27. Rutherford B. Hayes28. Martin Van Buren29. Chester A. Arthur



30. James A. Garfield31. Calvin Coolidge32. Richard Nixon33. William McKinley34. Zachary Taylor35. John Tyler36. Benjamin Harrison37. William Henry Harrison38. George W. Bush39. Millard Fillmore



40. Franklin Pierce41. Ulysses S. Grant42. Andrew Johnson43. James Buchanan44. Warren Harding
45. …Uhoh.
46. You guys, I promised my editors a list of 77 of these for a wacky, themed President’s Day list. Do you KNOW what happens if I can’t fulfill my Internet List Quota?? THEY’LLBREAK MY THUMBS THEN TURN THE VIDEO OF THEM BREAKING MY THUMBS INTO AGIF AND POST THAT GIF WITH NO LINKBACK CREDIT TO ME!!! And that’s for a FIRSToffense.
47. OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD WHAT WAS I THINKING??? God Dammit Hopper –SEVENTY-SEVEN PRESIDENTS??? You fucking moron. You could’ve just done 20 or even, oh I don’t know, FORTY-FOUR, how about that number? But no, had to be “better” than the other 9 trillion other Presidential-Ranking lists on the internet and now you’ve federally fucked yourself.
48. Alright, alright, don’t panic. I’m sure I can pad this list with some more presidents and/or random shit from the 90s. CONTINUE

The 77 Greatest U.S. Presidents Ever [Click for full list]

Ranking All 77 U.S. Presidents In Order Of Greatness!!! Wait, what?

1. George Washington
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. John Adams
T-5. Theodore Roosevelt
T-5. Franklin D. Roosevelt
7. John F. Kennedy
8. Dwight Eisenhower
9. Harry Truman

The 77 Greatest US Presidents Ever - Image 1

10. Andrew Jackson
11. James Madison
12. Woodrow Wilson
13. James Monroe
14. Bill Clinton
15. John Quincy Adams
16. Ronald Reagan
17. James K. Polk
18. Lyndon Johnson
19. Barack Obama

The 77 Greatest US Presidents Ever - Image 1

20. Martin Van Buren
21. George H.W. Bush
22. Gerald Ford
23. Herbert Hoover
24. Jimmy Carter
24. William H. Taft
25. John Quincy Adams
26. Grover Cleveland
27. Rutherford B. Hayes
28. Martin Van Buren
29. Chester A. Arthur

The 77 Greatest US Presidents Ever - Image 1

30. James A. Garfield
31. Calvin Coolidge
32. Richard Nixon
33. William McKinley
34. Zachary Taylor
35. John Tyler
36. Benjamin Harrison
37. William Henry Harrison
38. George W. Bush
39. Millard Fillmore

The 77 Greatest US Presidents Ever - Image 1

40. Franklin Pierce
41. Ulysses S. Grant
42. Andrew Johnson
43. James Buchanan
44. Warren Harding

45. …Uhoh.

46. You guys, I promised my editors a list of 77 of these for a wacky, themed President’s Day list. Do you KNOW what happens if I can’t fulfill my Internet List Quota?? THEY’LLBREAK MY THUMBS THEN TURN THE VIDEO OF THEM BREAKING MY THUMBS INTO AGIF AND POST THAT GIF WITH NO LINKBACK CREDIT TO ME!!! And that’s for a FIRSToffense.

47. OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD WHAT WAS I THINKING??? God Dammit Hopper –SEVENTY-SEVEN PRESIDENTS??? You fucking moron. You could’ve just done 20 or even, oh I don’t know, FORTY-FOUR, how about that number? But no, had to be “better” than the other 9 trillion other Presidential-Ranking lists on the internet and now you’ve federally fucked yourself.

48. Alright, alright, don’t panic. I’m sure I can pad this list with some more presidents and/or random shit from the 90s. CONTINUE