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Dogs Imitating Sirens: The Supercut

You know when you’re a Dog, hangin’ out doing Dog Stuff and you hear another dog howling at you from far away? And then your owner is like “No, Dog, that is not a dog that’s a Siren” but you just howl back anyway to your new friend? And then your owner decides to film you? Ugh. #ThingsOnlyDogsWillUnderstand

QUIZ: Sci-Fi / Fantasy Author or Crazy Person?
Fantasy Authors have a lot in common with crazy people. If a man is talking to you about a cabal of dark wizards who draw unholy power from the orgasm energy they siphon from Martian lesbian sex camps, he’s probably describing his awesome Harry Potter fan fiction. But if he then goes on about how these Martian boner wizards staged the Kennedy assassination, then we’re in tinfoil hat territory…
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QUIZ: Sci-Fi / Fantasy Author or Crazy Person?

Fantasy Authors have a lot in common with crazy people. If a man is talking to you about a cabal of dark wizards who draw unholy power from the orgasm energy they siphon from Martian lesbian sex camps, he’s probably describing his awesome Harry Potter fan fiction. But if he then goes on about how these Martian boner wizards staged the Kennedy assassination, then we’re in tinfoil hat territory…

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Vote for The Best Fictional Bar
Unfortunately your hangovers are still nonfiction.

Vote for The Best Fictional Bar

Unfortunately your hangovers are still nonfiction.

What If Google Was A Guy, Part 3 (With Special Cameo at the End!)

What If Google Was A Guy, Part 3 (With Special Cameo at the End!)

What If Google Was A Guy, Part 3 (With Special Cameo at the End!)

Create Your Own Highbrow TV Pilot!
Choose a Setting:
1. The War of 1812
2. Wikipedia’s first office, 2000
3. Sodom and Gomorrah
4. Suburban Minneapolis during the Cold War ’50s
5. A robot factory in the not-too-distance future 
6. The site of the first SARS outbreak, 2003
7. Europa, the sixth moon of Jupiter, in the year 3000
8. Berkeley California, circa 1967 
Choose Your Lead:
1. Bjork, for some reason
2. Patton Oswalt in a surprisingly meatty dramatic role. He can practically smell the Emmy already.
3. Anyone from American Pie
4. Sir Ben Kingsley, pretty much phoning it in
5. A talented person with a perfect face who has somehow never landed a major acting role
6. Dennis Franz, resurrected
7. An increasingly creepy Tilda Swinton 
8. The entire cast of Sideways
Finish reading Create Your Own Highbrow TV Pilot!

Create Your Own Highbrow TV Pilot!

Choose a Setting:

1. The War of 1812

2. Wikipedia’s first office, 2000

3. Sodom and Gomorrah

4. Suburban Minneapolis during the Cold War ’50s

5. A robot factory in the not-too-distance future 

6. The site of the first SARS outbreak, 2003

7. Europa, the sixth moon of Jupiter, in the year 3000

8. Berkeley California, circa 1967 

Choose Your Lead:

1. Bjork, for some reason

2. Patton Oswalt in a surprisingly meatty dramatic role. He can practically smell the Emmy already.

3. Anyone from American Pie

4. Sir Ben Kingsley, pretty much phoning it in

5. A talented person with a perfect face who has somehow never landed a major acting role

6. Dennis Franz, resurrected

7. An increasingly creepy Tilda Swinton 

8. The entire cast of Sideways

Finish reading Create Your Own Highbrow TV Pilot!

Stay COOL this summer without spending money or breaking the law kind of!
7 “Legal-ish” Ways to Beat the Heat

Stay COOL this summer without spending money or breaking the law kind of!

7 “Legal-ish” Ways to Beat the Heat

And you thought your internship was bad.

Finish reading The Only 6 Summer Internships That Are Worse Than Yours

A Perfect 10 Second Summary of Germany’s World Cup Win

At this point the Internet is coming to terms with its grief/joy of Germany’s 7-1 crushing win over Brazil. Memes are being shared and tumblr’s like Sad Brazilians are enjoying their brief lifespan. Sometimes great moments can be summed up in the simplest of ways like the below video. Enjoy, or cry. 

(Source: youtube.com)

Because why not combine the two things you dread the most?

Read the 7 Exercises You Can Do While Pooping In Public

If You’re an American, You Should Be Screaming This Song On Friday (The New 4th of July Anthem)

The Rorschach Test of logos!

Finish reading If Logos Were Extremely Literal

As if taking pictures with your family wasn’t unfortunate enough…

This New Trend of Posing In Front of Disasters HAS to Stop [Click to finish]

After a wedding photographer in Oregon used a spreading Wildfire to create a set of particularly dramatic images, posing in front of horrible disasters has now become a trend but this Family has taken it way too far.

A supernatural ability to make things bigger? Don’t mind if I do.

Finish reading 11 Superpowers That Would Just Be Used For Sex

This might be the weirdest collection of images we’ve ever posted.

Finish 10 Juggalo Celebrities That Will Creep You Out 

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