No, you definitely didn’t smoke too much, right? Oh my god your face is MELTING!
Don’t worry, the dog is totally fine. He swore he could taste colors for like, four hours though.
Turns out some other stoned person had thought of this and called it a microscope. Another brilliant idea stolen out from under me by someone hundreds of years ago. More
Just imagine a warm donut filled with cheesy meat and glazed with – wait for it – salt. So it’s basically a jelly donut instead filled with piping hot meat and cheese and covered in some sort of liquid salt (which would be better at complimenting the meat than a sugar glaze). I have been looking for a fatter way to eat a sandwich for years now and I think this might be it.
Also, just realizing that this is basically a Hot Pocket. More Highdeas
Even Tarantino’s face is a pastiche.
The Dangers Of Being High On Life [Click to read full article]
“We were into everything and anything, you name it: Hiking, Friendly Debates, Morning Jogs, and Chess. We were high so often, I started ditching class just so I could go learn cartography in the back of my buddies van. I was a mess. And I hadn’t even hit rock bottom yet.” [Keep Reading]
It’s like if Mariah Carey had a child. With a dolphin.
After the break, I’m going to toke up and prank call Blockbuster. Stay with us.
The double date from hell goes to heaven.
She was a real party pooper that night.