The Worst Gangnam Style Cover, By Far
Spartan High School makes a Gangnam Style parody so terrible we’re convinced it must have been intentional.
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![Going Not Home for Thanksgiving [Click to continue reading]
Going home for Thanksgiving is great. Great, that is, unless your parents moved to a different town as soon as you left for college. But that’s okay! You can still enjoy all the great traditions of going home for Thanksgiving…just, in a ‘not home’ way.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdlibyoFVG1qasthro1_500.png)
Going Not Home for Thanksgiving [Click to continue reading]
Going home for Thanksgiving is great. Great, that is, unless your parents moved to a different town as soon as you left for college. But that’s okay! You can still enjoy all the great traditions of going home for Thanksgiving…just, in a ‘not home’ way.
![How to Get a Girl from Your High School Class While You’re Home for Thanksgiving [Click to continue reading]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdlhzoj3mO1qasthro1_500.png)
How to Get a Girl from Your High School Class While You’re Home for Thanksgiving [Click to continue reading]
“Gain Weight: You’ve been at college for the better part of three months, and in this time you’ve gone to a few classes, made a few friends, drank a few beers, and made far too many trips to the dessert bar. Instead of owning up to the fact that you now barely fit into your t-shirts and exclusively wear sweat pants, you continue on with your Easy Mac eating ways, oblivious to your growing gut. On the bright side, you are not alone. You’ll be surprised to find that many of your friends, both male and female, have put on a few extra pounds. Instead of wallowing in your grease-laden tears, throw caution to the wind and drink 13 Natty Ice’s with your high school friends and then go home to drunkenly eat all of the Thanksgiving leftovers.”
‘Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving
The fact that Chill’s parents went on vacation;
Increased the potential for intoxication.
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Ten Tips for Surviving Thanksgiving Break [Click to continue reading]
She’s the popular girl Gotham deserves, but, like, totally not the one they need right now.
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“After a sexual health lesson in high school, a classmate approached me and asked me “Are balls filled with air like boobs are?”
![Every week comedian Will Hines shares the thoughts that are gnawing at his brain.
Enough Nerds! Bring on the Jocks! [Click for full post]
Every day I read another blog post or news article claiming that the nerds now rule the world. Hint: the nerds have ruled the world since at least the early 1990s. I say bring back the jocks.
News posts proclaiming that the nerds’ day has “finally” come are usually just announcing the success of nerd culture in the mainstream media, like high ratings for The Big Bang Theory.
But nerd culture succeeding in mainstream media has not been news since 2004, when The Return of the King won the Academy Award for Best Picture. To remind you: The Return of the King was not just a movie that centered on hobbits and elves, but was based on a hugely long BOOK about hobbits and elves. The only way its success would have been more a victory for nerds would be if you replaced the Enya score with a Weird Al Yankovic polka. And this was almost ten years ago. [Continue reading]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mco5y0dbal1qasthro1_500.jpg)
Every week comedian Will Hines shares the thoughts that are gnawing at his brain.
Enough Nerds! Bring on the Jocks! [Click for full post]
Every day I read another blog post or news article claiming that the nerds now rule the world. Hint: the nerds have ruled the world since at least the early 1990s. I say bring back the jocks.
News posts proclaiming that the nerds’ day has “finally” come are usually just announcing the success of nerd culture in the mainstream media, like high ratings for The Big Bang Theory.
But nerd culture succeeding in mainstream media has not been news since 2004, when The Return of the King won the Academy Award for Best Picture. To remind you: The Return of the King was not just a movie that centered on hobbits and elves, but was based on a hugely long BOOK about hobbits and elves. The only way its success would have been more a victory for nerds would be if you replaced the Enya score with a Weird Al Yankovic polka. And this was almost ten years ago. [Continue reading]
High School Football Player Flips Over Defense
“For the love of god, touch down.” - his feet.
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“The other day I had to work a 10-hour shift of nothing but scraping dried poop off the floors of stalls in the local high school’s boy’s bathroom. With no gloves. I get paid minimum wage.”
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25 Things You Hate Yourself for Thinking But Never Say [Click to continue reading]
