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Assassin’s Creed IV Glitch: Characters Randomly Rise to Heaven (with Soundtrack)

Life and death have their own cheats.

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Almost Reading: Every Time A Bell Rings

Almost Reading: Every Time A Bell Rings

Remember, if I win I get to unleash Armageddon
"And if I lose, the Mayans were wrong."

Remember, if I win I get to unleash Armageddon

"And if I lose, the Mayans were wrong."

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At the Pearly GatesAngel at Podium: Next!The line moves up. A man steps forward.John: Hi there.Angel * referring to a large book *: Jonathon Robert Curtis, born May 1st, 1982 in Dallas, Texas. Is all of that correct?John: Sounds right to me.Angel: It says here that you died while saving both orphans and puppies from a burning building. How noble.John * shrugs *: The fire department was taking too long to get there.Angel: You pray regularly for others, you attend church most Sundays, and your infringements on the Ten Commandments only amount to occasionally swearing, ‘God dammit.’ Overall, you’ve lived a very good, albeit too short life. Everything appears to be in order…John: Great! I can’t wait to get in there! I mean, you always wonder who you would want to meet in Heaven and…Angel: Woah woah woah. Slow it down there, cowboy. We haven’t even checked your Facebook yet. [Keep Reading]

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At the Pearly Gates

Angel at Podium: Next!

The line moves up. A man steps forward.

John: Hi there.

Angel * referring to a large book *: Jonathon Robert Curtis, born May 1st, 1982 in Dallas, Texas. Is all of that correct?

John: Sounds right to me.

Angel: It says here that you died while saving both orphans and puppies from a burning building. How noble.

John * shrugs *: The fire department was taking too long to get there.

Angel: You pray regularly for others, you attend church most Sundays, and your infringements on the Ten Commandments only amount to occasionally swearing, ‘God dammit.’ Overall, you’ve lived a very good, albeit too short life. Everything appears to be in order…

John: Great! I can’t wait to get in there! I mean, you always wonder who you would want to meet in Heaven and…

Angel: Woah woah woah. Slow it down there, cowboy. We haven’t even checked your Facebook yet. [Keep Reading]

People think Dog is Dead Because it is “in Heaven”
All dogs go to heaven, just not necessarily when you think they did.

People think Dog is Dead Because it is “in Heaven”

All dogs go to heaven, just not necessarily when you think they did.

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Sign for Heaven
…or hell

Sign for Heaven

…or hell

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Infinite Pizza GIF 
This is what heaven looks like.

Infinite Pizza GIF 

This is what heaven looks like.

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Creepiest Children’s Song Ever

On second thought maybe those health class videos weren’t as bad as they could’ve been.

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Rules in Heaven - Amazing Super Powers

Rules in Heaven - Amazing Super Powers

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It Getteth Better

If listening to a cartoon God is a sin, I don’t want to be a guy who doesn’t sin.

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