Because asking “who would win: a heat or a pacer?” makes even less sense.
(Source: ohmygodwaytoolong)
“I’ve heard some pretty bad jobs on here. But I don’t think anyone can top standing in a gorilla suit in 105 degree Arizona weather while waiving a sign around announcing 50% off your second ticket at the local zoo. The kicker: I made about $6.00 an hour.”
Work Sucks - Gorilla suit
The surprise is how much it cost. Of course there’s a bear in the pool.
Reporter Melts Down During Heatwave
Luckily for him, it was too hot for people to drop off their applications, too.
(Source: youtube.com)
Girl Faceplants on Slip n Slide
Oh, it says here that this isn’t a Slip N Slide, it’s a Fall N’ Smash. That must be the problem.
(Source: College Humor)
