Just because it’s bloody doesn’t mean I’m a bleedin’ heart liberal or nuthin’.
(Source: bitsandpieces.us)
Venn Diagram Explains Heart-Shaped Potato
She crushed my heart. Then mixed with milk, butter, salt, pepper, and garlic. It was delicious.
(Source: College Humor)
R.I.P.U.
Freestyling to the Heart Monitor
Good beat, but it’s a little slow. Maybe imagine a dinosaur is trying to eat you.”
Demon Child Hearts Satan
“Mommy, mommy look at what I did or burn in hell for all eternity.”
(Source: College Humor)
