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Dear Headphone Guy,
Just because the headphones are in YOUR ears, doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t hear them. You’ve got your music on full blast. If anybody over the age of thirty-five was in here, they would lecture you about hearing damage. I wouldn’t be surprised if deaf people could somehow hear this though. I feel like I’m studying at a Drake concert. A Drake concert where he plays the same song on repeat for two hours. How am I supposed to finish my work when I keep accidentally typing the lyrics to “Hold On, We’re Going Home”? Which is kind of ironic, because that’s exactly what my roommate and I are about to do if you don’t conclude this years OVO fest soon.
Finish reading Open Letters to the Most Annoying People Studying in the Library

DearĀ Headphone Guy,

Just because the headphones are in YOUR ears, doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t hear them. You’ve got your music on full blast. If anybody over the age of thirty-five was in here, they would lecture you about hearing damage. I wouldn’t be surprised if deaf people could somehow hear this though. I feel like I’m studying at a Drake concert. A Drake concert where he plays the same song on repeat for two hours. How am I supposed to finish my work when I keep accidentally typing the lyrics to “Hold On, We’re Going Home”? Which is kind of ironic, because that’s exactly what my roommate and I are about to do if you don’t conclude this years OVO fest soon.

Finish readingĀ Open Letters to the Most Annoying People Studying in the Library

(Source: College Humor)

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(Source: College Humor)