CNN’s Breaking News Displays Gibberish “Yujyujyuj”
Breaking News: Our headline writer has witnessed an unspeakable horror rendering him a gibbering idiot.
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Woman Claims Watching 3D Film Made Her Pregnant
She must have seen “Immaculate Cumception.”
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Loving Couple Headline
Mainly because he lost the use of those muscles in his face.
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Cleavage Headline
When you work at Horn Dawgs there’s little left to the imagination.
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By “Stolen Groceries” Newspaper Meant “Homicide”
And by “Editor” we meant “Guy Too Busy Doing Other Things Bother Reading This Stuff.”
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Ridiculous Real Headline: “Butts Murders Boobs”
Lesson: If you have a ridiculous last name, avoid others with ridiculous last names.
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