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CNN’s Breaking News Displays Gibberish “Yujyujyuj”
Breaking News: Our headline writer has witnessed an unspeakable horror rendering him a gibbering idiot. 

CNN’s Breaking News Displays Gibberish “Yujyujyuj”

Breaking News: Our headline writer has witnessed an unspeakable horror rendering him a gibbering idiot. 

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Drunk Parrots In Australia


Polly wants a refill. Last call is when Polly says last call is.

Polly wants a refill. Last call is when Polly says last call is.

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Local Child Wins Gun From Fundraiser
He’ll grow into it.

Local Child Wins Gun From Fundraiser

He’ll grow into it.

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Woman Claims Watching 3D Film Made Her Pregnant
She must have seen “Immaculate Cumception.”

Woman Claims Watching 3D Film Made Her Pregnant

She must have seen “Immaculate Cumception.”

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Ohio Penis Size Headline
Well, compared to those Indiana boys at least.

Ohio Penis Size Headline

Well, compared to those Indiana boys at least.

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Bacon Assault Headline
"No such thing." - Ron Swanson

Bacon Assault Headline

"No such thing." - Ron Swanson

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Loving Couple Headline
Mainly because he lost the use of those muscles in his face.

Loving Couple Headline

Mainly because he lost the use of those muscles in his face.

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News Channel Forgets to Write Headline
BREAKING NEWS: NEWS IS BROKEN

News Channel Forgets to Write Headline

BREAKING NEWS: NEWS IS BROKEN

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Cleavage Headline
When you work at Horn Dawgs there’s little left to the imagination.

Cleavage Headline

When you work at Horn Dawgs there’s little left to the imagination.

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By “Stolen Groceries” Newspaper Meant “Homicide”
And by “Editor” we meant “Guy Too Busy Doing Other Things Bother Reading This Stuff.”
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By “Stolen Groceries” Newspaper Meant “Homicide”

And by “Editor” we meant “Guy Too Busy Doing Other Things Bother Reading This Stuff.”

Check out more ridiculous headlines on CollegeHumor.com

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Ridiculous Real Headline: “Butts Murders Boobs”
Lesson: If you have a ridiculous last name, avoid others with ridiculous last names.

Ridiculous Real Headline: “Butts Murders Boobs”

Lesson: If you have a ridiculous last name, avoid others with ridiculous last names.

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