“I was entertaining some of our family friends kids (11 and 9 year old) and we were talking about the university I went to and the 11 year old says do you know someone named Granger. To which I reply Hermione? He looks at me and says i don’t know her first name. I did a face palm in my brain for that one.”

“How lazy are the magicians in Harry Potter.You already have magic do you really need elf slaves too?”

“My roommate and I are huge Harry Potter geeks, and she has a rather large poster from the last movie of Severus Snape looking disapproving on the wall across from my bed. The other day I had a round of very loud sex with this guy I’m seeing while she was out of town. He absolutely refused go for round two until I put a piece of construction paper over Snape’s face because he said it made him feel like a little kid caught out of bed after lights-out.”