Zach Galifianakis and Ken Jeong in 1998

A two-man wolfpack.

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12 Different Types of Hangovers [Click to continue reading]

The Scientific Hangover Cure

The annoying hangover cure: don’t drink.

Stuffed Bear is Drunk in Tent

Malibu? That bear’s going to have one hell of a hangover.

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12 Different Types of Hangovers

Type: Sober Hangover

Cause: Being around drunk people when you’re not.

Symptoms: Hating your friends, hating people who aren’t your friends, simultaneously hating yourself and feeling superior to everyone.

Cures: Blackmail, revenge.

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12 Different Types of Hangovers

Type: Vacation Hangover

Cause: Thinking your life might improve by going someplace different while letting things at home continue to get worse.

Symptoms: Sunburn, jet lag, forced accent that might be interpreted as slurred speech.

Cures: Anything that isn’t going in on a timeshare.

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12 Different Types of Hangovers

Type: Netflix Hangover

Cause: Deciding to give “Friday Night Lights” a try before going to bed.

Symptoms: Fatigue, sensitivity to noises that give away major plot points, wishing dramatic music played when you stared at someone from afar.

Cures: Spoilers, the beginning of the second season, IMDb bios of the actors you thought you liked or were the same age as.

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Flowchart: Did You Embarrass Yourself Last Night?

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Dear Person in My Bed

Yours truly, Person That Hates You

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Your Six Drunk Personalities

 ”Hello, I am the richest man in fancy town.” 

39. The Cuban Missile Crisis
Night of: Alcohol in tandem with cigar smoking; occurs with greatest frequency at bachelor parties.
Symptoms: In severe cases, symptoms include “cometing,” (coughing and vomiting simultaneously).
Cure: A foot-long sandwich of ham, turkey, pickles, cheese, and mustard (AKA “The Cuban Sandwich Crisis”).

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16. The Frat Paddle
Night of: Keg beer and marijuana.
Symptoms: Dizziness, “bro voice.”
Cure: Raw cookie dough and microwaved bacon.

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9. The Lion in Winter
Night of: Ale in tandem with “pub food” (pies not involving fruit, potatoes in inconvenient shapes, etc).
Symptoms: Semi-permanent weight gain of 10-15% of previous body mass.
Cure: Military service in India or Rhodesia

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“Never Drinking Again” Musical

An epic anthem to the carnage of the morning after.

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“Never Drinking Again” Musical - (Click to watch)

A musical set during the last time anyone would ever want to hear a musical

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