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A true Thanksgiving classic.

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The Handy Guide to Gettin’ Handies
Deploy any one of these techniques and your penis will be wrapped in the warm embrace of a lover’s grip faster than you can say “hand jobs actually aren’t that great.”
1. Ask for a blow job. This is the classic negotiation technique of asking for more than what you want, or “anchoring”. 
2. Promise to get her off afterwards. This is a classic negotiation technique called “lying.” 
3. You know how dogs will sometimes cutely nudge their noses underneath their owner’s hand so that before the owner knows it, they’re actively petting the dog? That, but with your dick. Keep reading

The Handy Guide to Gettin’ Handies

Deploy any one of these techniques and your penis will be wrapped in the warm embrace of a lover’s grip faster than you can say “hand jobs actually aren’t that great.”

1. Ask for a blow job. This is the classic negotiation technique of asking for more than what you want, or “anchoring”.

2. Promise to get her off afterwards. This is a classic negotiation technique called “lying.”

3. You know how dogs will sometimes cutely nudge their noses underneath their owner’s hand so that before the owner knows it, they’re actively petting the dog? That, but with your dick. Keep reading

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Hand Job Gloves
A common staple of high school lost-and-found closets.

Hand Job Gloves

A common staple of high school lost-and-found closets.

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Two friends of mine went to see Skyfall last night. Joe owed Jack ten bucks so Joe decided to pay Jack back using the bank payment app on his phone. As a joke, Joe gave the reason for payment sound like a naughty service. However, he didn’t realize that the bank would have Jack verify the payment this morning. Apparently, Jack was being paid for Services Rendered: “Handjob Winky Face.”