A Couple Decides What Porn To Watch
Relationships are all about compromise, honesty and access to PornHub.
What are you waiting for/crying about?
Dating, It’s Complicated: #125
Last week, I downloaded Fruit Ninja on my iPhone. My boyfriend and I were obsessed for a few hours and just sat on my bed taking turns beating each other’s high scores. At one point, I got the bonus fruit and frantically swiped my finger back and forth. He looked at me and said, “You should move your hand that fast when you give me handjobs.” Now, when he wants a handjob he looks at me with the most serious face he can make and says in his sexy voice, “Pomegranate me.”
Read more of this week’s best Dating & Sex Stories
(Source: College Humor)
Car Wash Has Best Hand-Job In Town
Why get wax off by yourself when someone can do it for you?
(Source: College Humor)
Protester Holds Hand Jobs Sign Next to Westboro Baptist Church Rally
They’re old fashioned. Why not give an old fashioned?
(Source: College Humor)
