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6 People Who Think Hammocks Are Hard

Relaxing has never been so dangerous

Boy Creates First Ever Hammock Boat

There’s only one structural problem: getting out.

Boy Creates First Ever Hammock Boat

There’s only one structural problem: getting out.

(Source: College Humor)

One night my girlfriend and I decided to have sex in her backyard on the hammock. Anyways, I was on the bottom and during the “process” my balls managed to work their way through the netting of the hammock. When I tried to stand up afterwards they got caught in the netting. I fell over and the hammock netting flipped over on top of me. We are married now she still sometimes calls me by the nickname “swing nuts”.