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Elderly Man Dresses Up for Halloween this Year and in 10 Years
Who knows? Halloween might be even more fun when you’re dead.

Elderly Man Dresses Up for Halloween this Year and in 10 Years

Who knows? Halloween might be even more fun when you’re dead.

(Source: reddit.com)

21 Ways To Kill The Villain of a Long-Running Horror Franchise [Click for the rest]
Whether it’s Elm Street, Haddonfield, or Woodsboro, you’ve got to kill the unkillable bad guys somehow.

21 Ways To Kill The Villain of a Long-Running Horror Franchise [Click for the rest]

Whether it’s Elm Street, Haddonfield, or Woodsboro, you’ve got to kill the unkillable bad guys somehow.

(via collegehumor)

Patrick Stewart Tweeted Out This Picture of Himself as a Lobster Cause He’s the Best
The roll of a lifetime.

Patrick Stewart Tweeted Out This Picture of Himself as a Lobster Cause He’s the Best

The roll of a lifetime.

(Source: twitter.com)

One day a man was digging through the fridge in the office lunchroom when he saw a big burrito on a shelf. He pulled it out and admired it.

"That’s a nice looking burrito," he thought, "I’m going to eat it."

An hour later the man heard a strange sound. He listened closely. It sounded like a voice.

"Where is my burrito?" it groaned.

When the man heard that, he got very scared. But he thought, “there’s no proof I took it.”

Then he heard the voice again, only closer this time.

"Seriously, guys, where is my burrito?" it groaned.

The man directed his attention back to his computer, hoping that the voice would go away. Then he heard the voice again. Right next to his desk.

"This isn’t cool. Someone took my burrito," it GROOAAAANED.

"I saw Barry eating a burrito" said Carol.

"Oh shit," thought the man, who was named Barry. He looked up at Todd, who up to this point was just a voice he had been trying to ignore.

"What the fuck, Barry?" Todd GROANED, "Why would you do that?"

Then everyone had to participate in a seminar about office courtesy run by HR, EVEN IF THEY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH “THE BURRITO INCIDENT”!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! 

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Everything You Need for Any Halloween Costume [Click to finish me off]

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Girl Wears Most Appropriate Costume to Hockey Game
What the puck.

Girl Wears Most Appropriate Costume to Hockey Game

What the puck.

(Source: reddit.com)

What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Says About You

What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Says About You

Jockey Cat is Best Cat
Looks like someone is jockeying for best costume. HA. HAHAHA.

Jockey Cat is Best Cat

Looks like someone is jockeying for best costume. HA. HAHAHA.

(Source: reddit.com)

Every Single On-Campus Halloween Party Alternative

Every Single On-Campus Halloween Party Alternative

The 6 Spookiest Places in Your Hometown
Missing out on all of the cool, fun, Halloween parties back at school while you are stuck living with your parents? Your first non-collegiate Halloween in four (five, or six) years doesn’t have to be a somber occasion! Come! Follow me on a tour of your hometown that will reveal the unsettling aspects of the locations you once thought familiar!

The 6 Spookiest Places in Your Hometown

Missing out on all of the cool, fun, Halloween parties back at school while you are stuck living with your parents? Your first non-collegiate Halloween in four (five, or six) years doesn’t have to be a somber occasion! Come! Follow me on a tour of your hometown that will reveal the unsettling aspects of the locations you once thought familiar!

San Diego State University’s Halloween Costume Baseball Game

Everyone knocked it out of the park with their costumes this year.

(Source: youtube.com)

What a shitty costume.

What a shitty costume.

(Source: izismile.com)

5 Halloween Costumes GUARANTEED to Get You Laid

5 Halloween Costumes GUARANTEED to Get You Laid

The Walter White Costume Wins Halloween
I am the one who wins.

The Walter White Costume Wins Halloween

I am the one who wins.

(Source: twitter.com)

Halloween Google Maps Through Life

Here’s the Adult route