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Please, Don’t Dress Up For Halloween Again
They should have dressed up as trainwrecks.

Please, Don’t Dress Up For Halloween Again

They should have dressed up as trainwrecks.

Scary Halloween Cupcakes Go Wrong
How spoopy.

Scary Halloween Cupcakes Go Wrong

How spoopy.

(Source: reddit.com)

How to Reverse a Gypsy Spell [Click to finish me off] 

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Super Impressive Transformer Costume Actually Works
Unfortunately they weren’t able to capture the part when the guy took his costume off and transformed into Michael Bay.

Super Impressive Transformer Costume Actually Works

Unfortunately they weren’t able to capture the part when the guy took his costume off and transformed into Michael Bay.

(Source: forgifs.com)

How Pumpkin Pie is Made
Impressively consistent, texture-wise.

How Pumpkin Pie is Made

Impressively consistent, texture-wise.

(Source: izismile.com)

My girlfriend and I spent Halloween at my house. Things got a little too carried away and I ended up getting a hickey. No one noticed at school noticed except for one teacher, he just gave me a look and said “watch out for those vampires.”

Elderly Man Dresses Up for Halloween this Year and in 10 Years
Who knows? Halloween might be even more fun when you’re dead.

Elderly Man Dresses Up for Halloween this Year and in 10 Years

Who knows? Halloween might be even more fun when you’re dead.

(Source: reddit.com)

21 Ways To Kill The Villain of a Long-Running Horror Franchise [Click for the rest]
Whether it’s Elm Street, Haddonfield, or Woodsboro, you’ve got to kill the unkillable bad guys somehow.

21 Ways To Kill The Villain of a Long-Running Horror Franchise [Click for the rest]

Whether it’s Elm Street, Haddonfield, or Woodsboro, you’ve got to kill the unkillable bad guys somehow.

(via collegehumor)

Patrick Stewart Tweeted Out This Picture of Himself as a Lobster Cause He’s the Best
The roll of a lifetime.

Patrick Stewart Tweeted Out This Picture of Himself as a Lobster Cause He’s the Best

The roll of a lifetime.

(Source: twitter.com)

One day a man was digging through the fridge in the office lunchroom when he saw a big burrito on a shelf. He pulled it out and admired it.

"That’s a nice looking burrito," he thought, "I’m going to eat it."

An hour later the man heard a strange sound. He listened closely. It sounded like a voice.

"Where is my burrito?" it groaned.

When the man heard that, he got very scared. But he thought, “there’s no proof I took it.”

Then he heard the voice again, only closer this time.

"Seriously, guys, where is my burrito?" it groaned.

The man directed his attention back to his computer, hoping that the voice would go away. Then he heard the voice again. Right next to his desk.

"This isn’t cool. Someone took my burrito," it GROOAAAANED.

"I saw Barry eating a burrito" said Carol.

"Oh shit," thought the man, who was named Barry. He looked up at Todd, who up to this point was just a voice he had been trying to ignore.

"What the fuck, Barry?" Todd GROANED, "Why would you do that?"

Then everyone had to participate in a seminar about office courtesy run by HR, EVEN IF THEY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH “THE BURRITO INCIDENT”!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! 

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Everything You Need for Any Halloween Costume [Click to finish me off]

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Girl Wears Most Appropriate Costume to Hockey Game
What the puck.

Girl Wears Most Appropriate Costume to Hockey Game

What the puck.

(Source: reddit.com)

What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Says About You

What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Says About You

Jockey Cat is Best Cat
Looks like someone is jockeying for best costume. HA. HAHAHA.

Jockey Cat is Best Cat

Looks like someone is jockeying for best costume. HA. HAHAHA.

(Source: reddit.com)

Every Single On-Campus Halloween Party Alternative

Every Single On-Campus Halloween Party Alternative