<b>Trick or Treating on Campus

Having a good Halloween on a college campus can be difficult. Every one of your friends wants to go out to “parties,” get “drunk“ and get “handjobs“ from “girls.” Well you and me, man, we know 364 days a year are about handjobs, Halloween is about one thing: Candy. So here’s where you should go to get some.

  1. Your RA’s room: Your RA is probably a big enough tool to have gotten some bullshit candy like fun size Milky Ways or M&M Minis. So don’t even give him the option of trick or treat. He gets trick. Just lie down on the floor outside his room and pee under his door.

    Wanna know where else you can score the best candy on campus? Read more here.

    (Source: College Humor)