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Remember, your Netflix account is a beautiful and special thing that shouldn’t be given out to just anyone.
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Hmm, I like this yogurt/shampoo/razor, but is it FOR MEN?
Only TRUE introverts will understand.
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1. Turn Into A Wolf And Howl At Them
A classic move. The “howling” lets the lady know that her physical appearance is pleasing to you, while your new wolf head shows her that you have a WILD SIDE and are also now a wolf.
2. Make An Old Timey “AAAAWOOOOOGAHHH!!!!” Car Horn Noise
What’s that old expression about “Women and Cars”? I don’t know. There may not be one. But if there were, it’d probably be something along the lines of “Women love old timey car horn noises and will insta-date any living thing that produces them.”
3. Have Your Heart Beat Super Loudly Out Of Your Chest
The name of the game is “subtlety,” and there’s nothing more subtle than having your heart leap out of your chest and make a thumping noise in the direction of your potential romantic interest. She won’t know what that pounding, heart-shaped object under your shirt is. A box of chocolates? Your literal heart?? Now you’ve got so much intrigue you’re literally James Bond.
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Hey, maybe this bowling night will be different from EVERY OTHER BOWLING NIGHT EVER.
You’re an 88% match and you both 100% hate this conversation.
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"Movies" is offensive. We prefer "moving picture-based story experiences."
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