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Remember, your Netflix account is a beautiful and special thing that shouldn’t be given out to just anyone.
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Remember, your Netflix account is a beautiful and special thing that shouldn’t be given out to just anyone.

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Hmm, I like this yogurt/shampoo/razor, but is it FOR MEN?
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Hmm, I like this yogurt/shampoo/razor, but is it FOR MEN?

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Only TRUE introverts will understand.
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Only TRUE introverts will understand.

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7 Awesome Pickup Lines I Learned From Cartoons

1. Turn Into A Wolf And Howl At Them

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A classic move. The “howling” lets the lady know that her physical appearance is pleasing to you, while your new wolf head shows her that you have a WILD SIDE and are also now a wolf.

2. Make An Old Timey “AAAAWOOOOOGAHHH!!!!” Car Horn Noise

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What’s that old expression about “Women and Cars”? I don’t know. There may not be one. But if there were, it’d probably be something along the lines of “Women love old timey car horn noises and will insta-date any living thing that produces them.”

3. Have Your Heart Beat Super Loudly Out Of Your Chest  

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The name of the game is “subtlety,” and there’s nothing more subtle than having your heart leap out of your chest and make a thumping noise in the direction of your potential romantic interest. She won’t know what that pounding, heart-shaped object under your shirt is. A box of chocolates? Your literal heart?? Now you’ve got so much intrigue you’re literally James Bond.

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Hey, maybe this bowling night will be different from EVERY OTHER BOWLING NIGHT EVER.
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Hey, maybe this bowling night will be different from EVERY OTHER BOWLING NIGHT EVER.

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You’re an 88% match and you both 100% hate this conversation.
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You’re an 88% match and you both 100% hate this conversation.

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Finish reading Flowchart: Should You Go Out Tonight?

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"Movies" is offensive. We prefer "moving picture-based story experiences."

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