Barbershops say the darndest things.
There’s an equation for how short a girl will cut her hair after a break-up.
Don’t be fooled by this seemingly harmless cat haircut. Stop inhumane cat scalping NOW! Call 1-800-SAVE-THE-CATS-HATS!
We have several questions concerning the teeth.
Hook me up with that Basset shape up.
It’s almost like he’s got hairy eyes in the back of his head.
Look for this sick ‘do on the next season of Girls.
His douchiness is over 9000!
Every Haircut You’ll Ever Have [Click for full article]
Barber: Alright, how do you want it?
You: I’m going to tell you the same thing I’ve told you since I was twelve because I don’t really know anything about hair.
Barber: That’s okay, if I do something different, you wouldn’t be able to tell anyway.
You: Sounds good.
Barber: Now I’ll just inaudibly mumble something that sounds like it’s probably a joke.
You: Hahaha! I sure am trapped in this chair.
Barber: Does THIS look like a good length?
You: I can’t judge what a haircut will look like based on the tiny amount of hair your pinching between your fingers so I’ll just assume you know what you’re doing.
You: There’s hair all over my face, but for some reason it seems rude to ask you to brush it off. I’ll just sit here and contemplate the nature of itching and self-control. [Keep Reading]
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First person to find the Orange Tree gets a complimentary glass of milk.
Business in the front, horse mane in the back.
Here’s to looking at you, kid (also I’m going to harvest your organs).