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Beauty Salon Customers Reality Check
Barbershops say the darndest things.

Beauty Salon Customers Reality Check

Barbershops say the darndest things.

How to Tell How Much Hair She’s Going to Cut Off After This Breakup?
There’s an equation for how short a girl will cut her hair after a break-up. 

How to Tell How Much Hair She’s Going to Cut Off After This Breakup?

There’s an equation for how short a girl will cut her hair after a break-up. 

Just a Cat Getting a Barber Shop Haircut
Don’t be fooled by this seemingly harmless cat haircut. Stop inhumane cat scalping NOW! Call 1-800-SAVE-THE-CATS-HATS!

Just a Cat Getting a Barber Shop Haircut

Don’t be fooled by this seemingly harmless cat haircut. Stop inhumane cat scalping NOW! Call 1-800-SAVE-THE-CATS-HATS!

(Source: reddit.com)

Guy Cuts Hair into Shape of Bob Marley’s Head
We have several questions concerning the teeth. 

Guy Cuts Hair into Shape of Bob Marley’s Head

We have several questions concerning the teeth. 

(Source: pricklylegs)

Kid Has Basset Hound Shaved Into Hair
Hook me up with that Basset shape up.

Kid Has Basset Hound Shaved Into Hair

Hook me up with that Basset shape up.

(Source: cupcakes-and-lithium)

Man Gets Haircut to Look Like A Badass Face
It’s almost like he’s got hairy eyes in the back of his head.

Man Gets Haircut to Look Like A Badass Face

It’s almost like he’s got hairy eyes in the back of his head.

(Source: reddit.com)

David Davis: Arrested During Haircut
Look for this sick ‘do on the next season of Girls.

David Davis: Arrested During Haircut

Look for this sick ‘do on the next season of Girls.

(Source: reddit.com)

Super Saiyan Spotted Out in Public
His douchiness is over 9000!

Super Saiyan Spotted Out in Public

His douchiness is over 9000!

Every Haircut You’ll Ever Have [Click for full article]
Barber: Alright, how do you want it?
You: I’m going to tell you the same thing I’ve told you since I was twelve because I don’t really know anything about hair.
Barber: That’s okay, if I do something different, you wouldn’t be able to tell anyway.
You: Sounds good.
Barber: Now I’ll just inaudibly mumble something that sounds like it’s probably a joke.
You: Hahaha! I sure am trapped in this chair.
Barber: Does THIS look like a good length?
You: I can’t judge what a haircut will look like based on the tiny amount of hair your pinching between your fingers so I’ll just assume you know what you’re doing.
Barber: Good.
You: There’s hair all over my face, but for some reason it seems rude to ask you to brush it off. I’ll just sit here and contemplate the nature of itching and self-control. [Keep Reading]

Every Haircut You’ll Ever Have [Click for full article]

Barber: Alright, how do you want it?

You: I’m going to tell you the same thing I’ve told you since I was twelve because I don’t really know anything about hair.

Barber: That’s okay, if I do something different, you wouldn’t be able to tell anyway.

You: Sounds good.

Barber: Now I’ll just inaudibly mumble something that sounds like it’s probably a joke.

You: Hahaha! I sure am trapped in this chair.

Barber: Does THIS look like a good length?

You: I can’t judge what a haircut will look like based on the tiny amount of hair your pinching between your fingers so I’ll just assume you know what you’re doing.

Barber: Good.

You: There’s hair all over my face, but for some reason it seems rude to ask you to brush it off. I’ll just sit here and contemplate the nature of itching and self-control. [Keep Reading]

Christmas Tree Mohawk 
O Christmas tree, O get away from me.

Christmas Tree Mohawk

O Christmas tree, O get away from me.

(Source: renandstimpy)

HUMOR US - Staff Jokes [Click for full list]
First person to find the Orange Tree gets a complimentary glass of milk.

HUMOR US - Staff Jokes [Click for full list]

First person to find the Orange Tree gets a complimentary glass of milk.

Almost Reading: What You’re Saying With Your Haircut [Click to continue reading]

Almost Reading: What You’re Saying With Your Haircut [Click to continue reading]

The Most Confusing Haircut You’ve Ever Seen
Business in the front, horse mane in the back.

The Most Confusing Haircut You’ve Ever Seen

Business in the front, horse mane in the back.

(Source: humortrain.com)

Back of Man’s Head is Also a Face
Here’s to looking at you, kid (also I’m going to harvest your organs).

Back of Man’s Head is Also a Face

Here’s to looking at you, kid (also I’m going to harvest your organs).