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Come On McDonald’s, That Ad Just Looks Like Giant Pieces of Poop
Just smother it in sweet and sour sauce, and you won’t notice a thing.

Come On McDonald’s, That Ad Just Looks Like Giant Pieces of Poop

Just smother it in sweet and sour sauce, and you won’t notice a thing.

(Source: Gawker)

"So, TV Show, What Makes You Want to Work for Me?" by Hallie Cantor »
6 of Your Childhood Fears that Came True [Click for full article]
Fun Life Lesson: It doesn’t get better.

6 of Your Childhood Fears that Came True [Click for full article]

Fun Life Lesson: It doesn’t get better.

CAMP: Archery

The battle of crippled good vs. evil.

How To Be A Perfect Employee In 5 Simple Graphs [Click for last 2]

You’ll be a CEO in no time at all.

If Gravity Threw In The Towel

A Playlist I’d Actually Download
It’s what we all really want to hear.

A Playlist I’d Actually Download

It’s what we all really want to hear.

Woman’s Crazy Eyes In the Passenger Seat Of San Diego Autocross

We see you :)

(Source: youtube.com)

8 Breaking Bad PSAs

Don’t do drugs. Sell them.

A Letter from That One Ugly Concrete Building on Campus
I know what you think of me. I hear your little nicknames for me: “The Fortress,” “The Cubes,” “The Bloc,” “Castle Grayskull.” I see the way the tour guides make little jokes and usher away prospective students before anyone can look at me too long. Well, you fuckers don’t know balls about shit.

What? You spend thirty minutes in one art history class and suddenly you think you’re Frank Fucking Gehry? You have no idea what you’re talking about. You couldn’t tell a Gothic building from Bauhaus if you had your head shoved right up its buttresses. Sorry? What was that? Something about me looking boring? Gosh, I guess it’s hard to hear you with your mouth full of Johnny Ive’s minimalist cock. But hey, I don’t take it personally. Because I know this isn’t about me; it’s about you.
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A Letter from That One Ugly Concrete Building on Campus

I know what you think of me. I hear your little nicknames for me: “The Fortress,” “The Cubes,” “The Bloc,” “Castle Grayskull.” I see the way the tour guides make little jokes and usher away prospective students before anyone can look at me too long. Well, you fuckers don’t know balls about shit.

What? You spend thirty minutes in one art history class and suddenly you think you’re Frank Fucking Gehry? You have no idea what you’re talking about. You couldn’t tell a Gothic building from Bauhaus if you had your head shoved right up its buttresses. Sorry? What was that? Something about me looking boring? Gosh, I guess it’s hard to hear you with your mouth full of Johnny Ive’s minimalist cock. But hey, I don’t take it personally. Because I know this isn’t about me; it’s about you.

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(Source: College Humor)

Tit Fart

Hear that? That’s the sound of true love.

(Source: youtube.com)

The Gregory Brothers Songify Joe Biden, Bill O’Reilly and Rand Paul

It’s news worth watching.

(Source: youtube.com)

That Milk Looks Funny
One of these things is not like the other…

That Milk Looks Funny

One of these things is not like the other…

(Source: reddit.com)

Band Singer, Under 21, Forced to Sing Outside Bar

The club can’t even handle him right now.

(Source: youtube.com)

Bane Recruiting for the League of Shadows

Gotham’s reckoning is now just a wreck.

(Source: youtube.com)