Caldwell and Nathan each draw their own weapon of choice on this week’s Morning Drawfee.
Lumberjacks are more than just paper towel mascots, they’re role models.
The Man. The Myth. The Amateur DJ.
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As Muhammad Ali once said, “float like a butterfly, always feel vaguely guilty without knowing why like a bee.”
Have a shitty friend? Set them up with another shitty friend!
It’s like a Grand Theft Auto character has come to life.
What was supposed to be a poignant rallying call against the crippling addiction of sports gambling has horrendously (and hilariously) backfired, as the victim in this ad - a poor kid whose dad used his college savings to bet on Germany winning it all - is now probably well taken care of. Recklessly irresponsible use of family’s money, or savvy get-rich-quick scheme? Good thing he didn’t bet on Brazil.
The debate, now explained with jokes!
You know when you’re a Dog, hangin’ out doing Dog Stuff and you hear another dog howling at you from far away? And then your owner is like “No, Dog, that is not a dog that’s a Siren” but you just howl back anyway to your new friend? And then your owner decides to film you? Ugh. #ThingsOnlyDogsWillUnderstand
Yes, it’s essentially no different than a plastic cup, except it is. And what took so long? It’s almost as if inventors of alcohol-related products quit trying after the flask and that hat that lets you drink beer through a straw. If you’re reading this, Anheuser-Busch V.I.P. guy, let’s set up a think tank and brainstorm some new products for all the drunks of tomorrow. They deserve it.
Each video features a ‘donate’ button so that you can help your favorite actors escape from their sordid life of digital deviancy.
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People have been inventing stupid shit since the dawn of time. Here are 13 products from the past 50 years that failed to take off for obvious reasons.
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It’s twists inside twists inside twists!
Unfortunately your hangovers are still nonfiction.