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In an all-new episode of Precious Plum, a tornado descends upon Mama and Plum’s house, just as they happen to be naked and stuck in a tree.
Video games are weird. Sometimes they work like they’re supposed to, then sometimes there’s like a glitch in the system or something and you end up losing to a 10-year-old in Morocco who can’t even do long division.
It’s not like you think you’re the best gamer in the world, it’s just no one has actually beaten you fair and square yet. No, based on the feedback you’ve so generously offered every time some poser steals a win against you in some worthless piece of trash game you swear you don’t even really care about, it’s pretty clear there are really only five reasons you’ve ever lost:
The Sound of Music Live! with Carrie Underwood and Stephen Moyer brought NBC their highest ratings in years. In attempts to recapture the magic, this is the upcoming schedule for NBC.
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"I will return to you, my love."
Google is trying harder than ever to force people to sign up for Google Plus. And now, they’ve discovered a new strategy to do this: either you join Plus, or they’ll release your search history and all the private information they’ve learned about you over the years.
Subject: Regarding your recent internet history
From: IT Department
Date: 12/2/2013 10:17 AM
Good Morning David,
Hope you had a nice weekend. As you may have heard, we here at the IT department were recently given the order to implement a new software package which will carefully monitor all employee Internet history. This has been in effect for roughly two weeks now. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you have unfortunately been one of the key subjects of our latest investigation. I do not quite know how to say this, but you David, are sick. I have come across some VERY sick people in this office but you David are hands down one of the sickest.
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At first Elton John seems kind of cheesy but basically most of his songs are about having fun, falling in love, or not wanting to die or experience pain. How could you not love “Your Song”? It’s yours.
Sometimes the most effective form of counterterrorism is a vacuum.
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A guide to singers you can’t sing along to without at least trying to imitate their voice, ranked from 10 to 1 in order of how impossible it is to NOT try to imitate them.