“That’s not my strong suit.” - Testimony of the man who invented the Steroid Tux”
“My roommate and I are huge Harry Potter geeks, and she has a rather large poster from the last movie of Severus Snape looking disapproving on the wall across from my bed. The other day I had a round of very loud sex with this guy I’m seeing while she was out of town. He absolutely refused go for round two until I put a piece of construction paper over Snape’s face because he said it made him feel like a little kid caught out of bed after lights-out.”
To research this video, we interviewed a grimy loofah
This video wasn’t long enough, so we made it double-spaced.
He’s got 99 problems but a Jedi ain’t one.
Nazis really have very little tolerance for just about anything
The internet video YOU helped write.
His true prize for defeating Bowser
John Stamos’ Guide to Cuddling
John reunites with Bob Saget for a manly look at tenderness.
Family is like milk. Spoiled rotten.
Daydreaming at the office is inevitable. You see one person, you get a little tired and your imagination just runs wild with your deepest desires.
Hardly Working: The Cartoon II - Animal Sex
CH Staff Members discuss which animal they’d like to fu-no. MAKE LOVE to.
Choose Your Own Adventure: Office Edition [Click to play]
To shoot this, we hooked up our cameras to your brain
