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Gym Etiquette

You’ve got to get in at least three weird days a week, bro.

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People Who Skipped Leg Day [Click for full gallery]
They’re overrated and undersized.

People Who Skipped Leg Day [Click for full gallery]

They’re overrated and undersized.

God Pitches Winter [Click to continue reading]

Ok, ok, so hear me out.

The 8 Kinds Of Christmas Cards [Click to read article]

The 8 Kinds Of Christmas Cards [Click to read article]

Forgot to go to the gym today… Guess that makes 4 months in a row

I’m too sexy for fitness 

Submit your own jokes here.

In PE we have fitness testing, and this year the school bought push up counters that you have to hit with your chest. Being an all girls’ high school, there are some girls in different stages of maturing, and it became quickly clear that ladies who are…erm…well endowed, don’t need to work as much. I pointed this out to my teacher (A 6’5 ex navy seal dude) while the last girl (with 38C’s) was on her 34th push up, she laughed, and hit her boobs on the counter really hard and ended her test, my teacher denied that it was true. I got detention and a big fat ZERO on my test for not developing quickly enough. Slow clap for you, school…

Classroom: I’m sorry I’m only a size 34A, ok?!

Post your funny test answers and classroom stories here. What else are you gonna do, study?

Batman Hits The Gym
Bruce Wayne hates going to the gym, but Batman insists.

Batman Hits The Gym

Bruce Wayne hates going to the gym, but Batman insists.

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Woman May Not Be Able to Get Off Exercise Machine
I’ve made a huge mistake.

Woman May Not Be Able to Get Off Exercise Machine

I’ve made a huge mistake.

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Kid Destroys at Dodgeball
Never. Call. Me. Weird. Again

Kid Destroys at Dodgeball

Never. Call. Me. Weird. Again

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What Guys and Girls Say, And What They Really Mean [Click to continue reading]

What Guys and Girls Say, And What They Really Mean [Click to continue reading]

Insane Dodgeball Kill

He’s the real reason why you can’t play dodgeball in gym class anymore.

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Dinosaur Office: Gym

The dinosaurs go to the gym to get ripped, apart.

Dinosaur Office: Gym

The dinosaurs go to the gym to get ripped, apart.

16 Treadmill GIFs [Click to view entire gallery]
Are you still trying to keep your shape for swimsuit season? Or maybe you just gave up entirely and retreated into the warm embrace of the internet. However your exercise regimen is going, it’s probably better than the people in these GIFs. Here’s 16 GIFs of people misusing treadmills.

16 Treadmill GIFs [Click to view entire gallery]

Are you still trying to keep your shape for swimsuit season? Or maybe you just gave up entirely and retreated into the warm embrace of the internet. However your exercise regimen is going, it’s probably better than the people in these GIFs. Here’s 16 GIFs of people misusing treadmills.

Guy Stumbles on Treadmill, Loses Pants [Click to animate]
Run away!

Guy Stumbles on Treadmill, Loses Pants [Click to animate]

Run away!

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