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Every First Conversation with a Gym Trainer [Click to continue reading]
PUSH IT! PUSSSSH IT!

Every First Conversation with a Gym Trainer [Click to continue reading]

PUSH IT! PUSSSSH IT!

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Thank goodness for subtitles.  MORE VIDEOS

Terrible Church Singer John Daker, Subtitled - Let us give thanks for people who recorded this.

Guy is Sick of Subway Performer - Which one is the better performance?

Do You Even Lift? Gym Edition - Monday’s is upper body. Tuesday is being a jackass.

Cat Scores a Soap Opera - Nine lives to live.

Gymnast Balance Beam Backflip Nutshot

Dick the landing.

The Beginner’s Guide To Working Out
Hello! I’ve recently noticed that I get extremely out of breath and sweaty while folding my laundry, so I’ve decided to join a gym. However, I’ve never really worked out before. Can you help me get started?
No problem! First things first: you’re going to want to stop eating that Pop-Tart.
But it’s chocolate fudge!
Just put it down for now. It will be here when you get back.
I don’t know. My roommate’s kind of a jerk.
Trust me. Now, what kind of exercise do you want to start with: aerobic or anaerobic?
…What?
Would you rather run for a really long time without ever actually going anywhere or pick up a bunch of heavy things and then almost immediately put them back down?
Oh! Hmm…those both sound pretty stupid. Are there any other options?
No.
Ok. Then I guess the heavy things one.
Great. Let’s start with your deltoids.…
Your shoulders.…
Just sit down at that black machine with all the leftover sweat on it.
No problem. Hey, wait a second.
What’s wrong? Continue

The Beginner’s Guide To Working Out

Hello! I’ve recently noticed that I get extremely out of breath and sweaty while folding my laundry, so I’ve decided to join a gym. However, I’ve never really worked out before. Can you help me get started?

No problem! First things first: you’re going to want to stop eating that Pop-Tart.

But it’s chocolate fudge!

Just put it down for now. It will be here when you get back.

I don’t know. My roommate’s kind of a jerk.

Trust me. Now, what kind of exercise do you want to start with: aerobic or anaerobic?

…What?

Would you rather run for a really long time without ever actually going anywhere or pick up a bunch of heavy things and then almost immediately put them back down?

Oh! Hmm…those both sound pretty stupid. Are there any other options?

No.

Ok. Then I guess the heavy things one.

Great. Let’s start with your deltoids.

Your shoulders.

Just sit down at that black machine with all the leftover sweat on it.

No problem. Hey, wait a second.

What’s wrong? Continue

The 8 Hardest Unimportant Decisions You’ll Have to Make [Click for more]
Just because it doesn’t matter doesn’t mean it isn’t hard. 

The 8 Hardest Unimportant Decisions You’ll Have to Make [Click for more]

Just because it doesn’t matter doesn’t mean it isn’t hard. 

Lady Eats Ice Cream While Working Out
Its great if you want to change nothing about yourself 

Lady Eats Ice Cream While Working Out

Its great if you want to change nothing about yourself 

(Source: rhyse.ca)

Jake and Amir: Work Out Clothes [Click to watch]

Nothing beats that “Gangnam” thing! You know, from the pistachio commercial.

Jake and Amir: Work Out Clothes

Twas a dream…

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Gym Raver

Spot me, bro. I’m freakin’ out.

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You’ve got to get in at least three weird days a week, bro.

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They’re overrated and undersized.

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They’re overrated and undersized.

God Pitches Winter [Click to continue reading]

Ok, ok, so hear me out.

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Forgot to go to the gym today… Guess that makes 4 months in a row

I’m too sexy for fitness 

Submit your own jokes here.

In PE we have fitness testing, and this year the school bought push up counters that you have to hit with your chest. Being an all girls’ high school, there are some girls in different stages of maturing, and it became quickly clear that ladies who are…erm…well endowed, don’t need to work as much. I pointed this out to my teacher (A 6’5 ex navy seal dude) while the last girl (with 38C’s) was on her 34th push up, she laughed, and hit her boobs on the counter really hard and ended her test, my teacher denied that it was true. I got detention and a big fat ZERO on my test for not developing quickly enough. Slow clap for you, school…

Classroom: I’m sorry I’m only a size 34A, ok?!

Post your funny test answers and classroom stories here. What else are you gonna do, study?