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“Forgot to go to the gym today… Guess that makes 4 months in a row”
I’m too sexy for fitness
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“In PE we have fitness testing, and this year the school bought push up counters that you have to hit with your chest. Being an all girls’ high school, there are some girls in different stages of maturing, and it became quickly clear that ladies who are…erm…well endowed, don’t need to work as much. I pointed this out to my teacher (A 6’5 ex navy seal dude) while the last girl (with 38C’s) was on her 34th push up, she laughed, and hit her boobs on the counter really hard and ended her test, my teacher denied that it was true. I got detention and a big fat ZERO on my test for not developing quickly enough. Slow clap for you, school…”
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He’s the real reason why you can’t play dodgeball in gym class anymore.
16 Treadmill GIFs [Click to view entire gallery]
Are you still trying to keep your shape for swimsuit season? Or maybe you just gave up entirely and retreated into the warm embrace of the internet. However your exercise regimen is going, it’s probably better than the people in these GIFs. Here’s 16 GIFs of people misusing treadmills.
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