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How to Get Hired By Seeming Like a Serial Killer [Click for more]
Welcome to Work Sucks, the column where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. In this issue, we’ve brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. If your job sucks too then submit your story to us on Tumblr and it might be featured in the next column.
I work for Comcast as an installer, one of my duties is disconnecting cable. I disconnected a guy on Superbowl Sunday right before the game, I could see his living room with a flat screen set up and cars lining the street for a party. A minute before kick off, I pulled the wire, before I could get down the pole, the guy comes out with a gun shooting at me. I got the hell out of there and called the cops. - Anonymous
So some kid kept on asking her mom to get her candy while I was at work today. When they came by to check out, the mom asked me, “You are so skinny. What do you eat usually?” I answered, “Spinach. Lots of spinach.” The look on her kid’s face was priceless. - Anonymous
I work at a restaurant where we pass out pagers when your food is ready. A mother and young boy ordered their food and the boy kept reaching up. The mother handed him the pager and said “He always enjoys playing with my vibrator.” My eyes got wide as I tried not to laugh. Then she said “uh I mean buzzer thingy” and made a bee line for the drink station. - Anonymous - Continue reading

How to Get Hired By Seeming Like a Serial Killer [Click for more]

Welcome to Work Sucks, the column where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. In this issue, we’ve brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. If your job sucks too then submit your story to us on Tumblr and it might be featured in the next column.

I work for Comcast as an installer, one of my duties is disconnecting cable. I disconnected a guy on Superbowl Sunday right before the game, I could see his living room with a flat screen set up and cars lining the street for a party. A minute before kick off, I pulled the wire, before I could get down the pole, the guy comes out with a gun shooting at me. I got the hell out of there and called the cops. - Anonymous

So some kid kept on asking her mom to get her candy while I was at work today. When they came by to check out, the mom asked me, “You are so skinny. What do you eat usually?” I answered, “Spinach. Lots of spinach.” The look on her kid’s face was priceless. - Anonymous

I work at a restaurant where we pass out pagers when your food is ready. A mother and young boy ordered their food and the boy kept reaching up. The mother handed him the pager and said “He always enjoys playing with my vibrator.” My eyes got wide as I tried not to laugh. Then she said “uh I mean buzzer thingy” and made a bee line for the drink station. - Anonymous - Continue reading

Game of Thrones Wish-Fulfillment [Click to watch]
Two words: wildfire guns.

Game of Thrones Wish-Fulfillment [Click to watch]

Two words: wildfire guns.

If a Thumbs Up Replaced Guns in Famous Movies [Click for more]
Movie blog Thumbs and Ammo is making the world a chiller place, one film firearm at a time.

If a Thumbs Up Replaced Guns in Famous Movies [Click for more]

Movie blog Thumbs and Ammo is making the world a chiller place, one film firearm at a time.

This is the Most Insane Office Escape Ever [Click for video]
Russian band Biting Elbows has released a music video that puts our stateside efforts (and Hollywood big budget films) to shame in an epic POV chase sequence.
This is a sequel. The original, released in September 2011 (for their song The Stampede) is currently sitting with 2.5M views. The first video was great, but this sequel (which incorporates the same liquid-activated teleportation device) truly blows it out of the water. Continue

This is the Most Insane Office Escape Ever [Click for video]

Russian band Biting Elbows has released a music video that puts our stateside efforts (and Hollywood big budget films) to shame in an epic POV chase sequence.

This is a sequel. The original, released in September 2011 (for their song The Stampede) is currently sitting with 2.5M views. The first video was great, but this sequel (which incorporates the same liquid-activated teleportation device) truly blows it out of the water. Continue

Supercut: You Shot Me!

And it really, really hurt, Charlie.

(Source: youtube.com)

All 9 Best Picture Nominees, If They Were Made for Vine

Strap On Goat Rifles
Kids are so violent these days. Get it? ‘Cause kid means baby goat. DO YOU GET IT?

Strap On Goat Rifles

Kids are so violent these days. Get it? ‘Cause kid means baby goat. DO YOU GET IT?

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Less Guns, More Punching [Click to watch]

It’s time to stop cracking jokes, and start building a national movement (by cracking jokes).

9 Bumper Stickers for People Who Don’t Suck [Click for more]

We encourage defensible driving. Feel free to register complaints with the # provided.

Less Guns, More Punching [Click to watch]
Punching each other in the face: the sensible alternative to gun violence. (No, really, it’s more sensible. Guns are CRAZY.)

Less Guns, More Punching [Click to watch]

Punching each other in the face: the sensible alternative to gun violence. (No, really, it’s more sensible. Guns are CRAZY.)

Less Guns, More Punching

Why use wimpy pistols when you can use your manly fistols?

Bleep Bloop: Angry Birds Merch

Amazon has over 11,000 Angry Birds products. This week on Bleep Bloop, we tested a bunch of them.

9 Bumper Stickers for People Who Don’t Suck [Click for more]
Honk if you have opinions!

We have a dedicated customer service representative so don’t hesitate to give us a ring.

9 Bumper Stickers for People Who Don’t Suck [Click for more]

Honk if you have opinions!

We have a dedicated customer service representative so don’t hesitate to give us a ring.

Jason Statham: Ultimate Badass

Let’s crank it up a notch.

(Source: youtube.com)

Twidiots - Alex Jones Won the Debate [Click for video and full list]