“Get that god damn camera out of my face! I’m trying to play Kinect Sports.”
(Source: makemelaughblog)
“My fiance and I own a guinea pig. Every time we have sex she makes me put a blanket over his cage saying, “I don’t want this to be his first memory!”
This week’s best Relationship Confessions - Dating, It’s Complicated: Issue 121
(Source: College Humor)
