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Hi, everyone. Welcome to this Vinyasa flow tutorial.

Honest At-Home Yoga Tutorial

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The Old Fashioned is the quintessential cocktail. Classy, with just the right levels of sweet and bitter notes. And you can make one at home right now!

How to Make the Perfect Old Fashioned

The Handy Guide to Gettin’ Handies
Deploy any one of these techniques and your penis will be wrapped in the warm embrace of a lover’s grip faster than you can say “hand jobs actually aren’t that great.”
1. Ask for a blow job. This is the classic negotiation technique of asking for more than what you want, or “anchoring”. 
2. Promise to get her off afterwards. This is a classic negotiation technique called “lying.” 
3. You know how dogs will sometimes cutely nudge their noses underneath their owner’s hand so that before the owner knows it, they’re actively petting the dog? That, but with your dick. Keep reading

The Handy Guide to Gettin’ Handies

Deploy any one of these techniques and your penis will be wrapped in the warm embrace of a lover’s grip faster than you can say “hand jobs actually aren’t that great.”

1. Ask for a blow job. This is the classic negotiation technique of asking for more than what you want, or “anchoring”.

2. Promise to get her off afterwards. This is a classic negotiation technique called “lying.”

3. You know how dogs will sometimes cutely nudge their noses underneath their owner’s hand so that before the owner knows it, they’re actively petting the dog? That, but with your dick. Keep reading

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How to Win a Street Fight By Just Dodging Punches

Pacifism, the most dangerous martial art of them all.

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A Handy Survival Guide To Getting Super Laid

No pick-up line is as powerful in the wild as the secret language of your bod. Follow these helpful survival tips and you’ll be on your way to having mega sex in no time.

6 Life Hacks for Incredibly Lazy People [Click for the last 2]

Make your already-too-easy life even easier.

Name of Thrones: A Guide to the Characters of Season 3
It’s impossible to remember the names of all these beardos, so here’s a quick refresher before the season finale, based on what you actually call them.

Name of Thrones: A Guide to the Characters of Season 3

It’s impossible to remember the names of all these beardos, so here’s a quick refresher before the season finale, based on what you actually call them.

How to Train for a Netflix Marathon [Finish it! We know you can]
Anyone can RUN 26 miles, but only a true champion of endurance can STREAM 26 episodes in one sitting.

How to Train for a Netflix Marathon [Finish it! We know you can]

Anyone can RUN 26 miles, but only a true champion of endurance can STREAM 26 episodes in one sitting.

Tobias Blue Himself, and a Bunch of Other Stuff
I’m afraid this article might blue up.

Tobias Blue Himself, and a Bunch of Other Stuff

I’m afraid this article might blue up.

Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development
It’s a very intricate web of people and lies.

Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development

It’s a very intricate web of people and lies.

Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development
Can you name any more before looking at the full list?

Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development

Can you name any more before looking at the full list?

Complete Guide to Transitioning From College to the Real World for Graduating Seniors

So you’re graduating from the four-year orgy of overindulgence we call college and moving on to the grueling existential crisis that is adulthood. Congrats! The party may be over, but that doesn’t mean you have to spend the next forty years of your life drowning in a vast, inescapable sea of student loan debt and lolcat forwards. Here’s some advice for making the jump from someone who’s been there.

Choosing the Right Pair of Sunglasses for Your Level of Cool [Click for more]
Stoner or Pilot: Aviators
Getting high and operating an aircraft are two very different things, but both require gigantic lenses to prevent anyone from seeing just how awesome or terrifying you think everything is.

Choosing the Right Pair of Sunglasses for Your Level of Cool [Click for more]

Stoner or Pilot: Aviators

Getting high and operating an aircraft are two very different things, but both require gigantic lenses to prevent anyone from seeing just how awesome or terrifying you think everything is.

The Loser’s Guide to Looking Like You’re Having Fun at Concerts [Click for full post]

Concerts: a fun way to enjoy music, a chance to spend time with your friends, and if you’re sort of a loser like me, the worst possible thing ever that a person could do.