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Drake-o Malfoy: No new Gryffindors.

Drake-o MalfoyNo new Gryffindors.


My boyfriend and his friends are always talking about some numbers that I didn’t understand until I saw his Google Calendar with points marked on days we have sex and days of my period marked as “No Points for Gryffindor”

Real Life Sorting Hat: Some cliques are harder to get into than Gryffindor.