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How Pumpkin Pie is Made
Impressively consistent, texture-wise.

How Pumpkin Pie is Made

Impressively consistent, texture-wise.

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Nastiest Sheep "Baa" Ever »

Precious Plum: A Swim in Shit

The one where Mama and Plum puke everywhere.

Antelope Sniffs Other Antelope’s Butt, Doesn’t Like What He Finds
Farts are even funnier in the Animal Kingdom.

Antelope Sniffs Other Antelope’s Butt, Doesn’t Like What He Finds

Farts are even funnier in the Animal Kingdom.

(Source: reddit.com)

Holy Shit, Weatherman Eats Cat Vomit on Air

It wasn’t grape nuts.

(Source: youtube.com)

Kayaking Down a Drainage Ditch

So relaxing to be out on the water.

(Source: youtube.com)

Tobacco Vodka, Now With Menthol
Nothin’ like a nice drink to make you cough up phlegm.

Tobacco Vodka, Now With Menthol

Nothin’ like a nice drink to make you cough up phlegm.

(Source: uniquedaily.com)

Posing And Peeing
A picture’s worth a thousand little turds who can’t stand still.

Posing And Peeing

A picture’s worth a thousand little turds who can’t stand still.

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I’ll take a Bic Mac with a side of fellacio.

Why Are So Many People Giving Ronald McDonald Blow Jobs?

Come On McDonald’s, That Ad Just Looks Like Giant Pieces of Poop
Just smother it in sweet and sour sauce, and you won’t notice a thing.

Come On McDonald’s, That Ad Just Looks Like Giant Pieces of Poop

Just smother it in sweet and sour sauce, and you won’t notice a thing.

(Source: Gawker)

Guy Spends Over Hundreds Dollars on the McEverything
Alternatively called the McDiabeetus

Guy Spends Over Hundreds Dollars on the McEverything

Alternatively called the McDiabeetus

(Source: reddit.com)

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5 Common Drugstore Mistakes That Will Ruin Your Life and the Lives of Everyone You Know »
Roommate Confessions: I Peed in Your Laundry Detergent [Click for full post]
I peed in your laundry detergent. - Anonymous
Remember when you used to borrow all my clothes without asking? I’d either find them crumpled up in your disgusting nest of a room or back in my closet and smelling like your pungent perfume. Oh and that time when I asked you about my favorite sweater that mysteriously went missing during spring break while you were here after we all left? Well I saw it in your bag you douche canoe, I know you have it. And for that, I have been stealing your adderall. Sorry the price went up and you cant afford it anymore and are sucking in school right now. But I cant afford to constantly restock my wardrobe you fucking bitch. And thanks for never cleaning, buying food, and watching terrible tv. Expect some rotten food under your bed. I hate you. - Anonymous
I replaced my roommates bar of soap with a block of cheese. He didn’t notice and the cheese smell was still better than how he usually smells - Anonymous
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Roommate Confessions: I Peed in Your Laundry Detergent [Click for full post]

I peed in your laundry detergent. - Anonymous

Remember when you used to borrow all my clothes without asking? I’d either find them crumpled up in your disgusting nest of a room or back in my closet and smelling like your pungent perfume. Oh and that time when I asked you about my favorite sweater that mysteriously went missing during spring break while you were here after we all left? Well I saw it in your bag you douche canoe, I know you have it. And for that, I have been stealing your adderall. Sorry the price went up and you cant afford it anymore and are sucking in school right now. But I cant afford to constantly restock my wardrobe you fucking bitch. And thanks for never cleaning, buying food, and watching terrible tv. Expect some rotten food under your bed. I hate you. - Anonymous

I replaced my roommates bar of soap with a block of cheese. He didn’t notice and the cheese smell was still better than how he usually smells - Anonymous

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The Manager’s Special Looks…Delicious?
Everything is still organic.

The Manager’s Special Looks…Delicious?

Everything is still organic.

(Source: reddit.com)