Terrible “She Wants the D” Kid’s Shirt

I hope the D stands for Disney.

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Soy Sauce Surprise Prank is Great Way to Lose All Your Friends

Its the funniest when you have to clean up their puke

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Advanced Kissing Techniques Is Not Weird or Creepy at All

Loose lips sink ships.

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Weirdo Leaves Actual Print of His Balls on Dirty Porsche

Dude’s got some cojones.

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Japanese Pastry Looks an Awful Lot Like a Vagina

Have you ever wished your fleshlight was also a delicious pastry?

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Someone Thought it Was a Good Idea to Do This to Their Toes

Super cute AND protects against predators!

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We Tasted 7 of the Worst Cocktails Because How Bad Could They Be?

Ever since man first mixed alcoholic drinks together, other men have mixed gross things together and dared the first man to drink it. These drinks have appeared on multiple “Worst Cocktail” lists floating around the web. But are they really that bad? Find out now.

Pixie Stick Ramen Noodles Will Result in Your Death Probably

Hey at least it covers a few food groups.

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Creepy Dude Sends Ex-Girlfriend His Beard Hair

True love knows no bounds. Except restraining orders.

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Almost Reading: 7 New Kissing Techniques [Click for more]

Hey, don’t act like regular kissing isn’t gross too.

Doritos and Mountain Dew Soup Will Give You Cancer

Mmm mmm not good.

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True Facts About the Land Snail

You just got slimed.

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Oh Honey, No, You’re Going to Regret That Tattoo [Click for more]

Because every bet has a loser.

Pretty Sure This Party Girl’s Arm is Broken

No pain no party.

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Buffalo Chicken Wing Cupcake

Taste that? That’s America.

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